Amanda Weinstein

We are collections of our experiences which is why I share mine and value yours. ❤️

[MisterRogersQuotes @MisterRogersSay]

“When we love a person, we accept him or her exactly as is: the lovely with the unlovely, the strong with the fearful, the true mixed in with the facade, and of course, the only way we can do it is by accepting ourselves that way.”

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

We've seen few humans this devoted and humble as Jimmy Carter.
Quietly continuing his mission,which was to do good.
If you must leave us go gently . Leave your heart and bravery so we might learn.
Thank you President Carter.
Jimmy.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

editor: you said you wanted to pitch a fun new comic strip character?

charles schultz: his name is charlie brown and he is a child with generalized anxiety order. hes depressed as shit and he sucks at sports

editor:

schultz: also he is bald

[Shane Beatty 🎙️ @ShaneBeattyNews]

President Higgins calls for homework to be banned in Ireland https://t.co/cPh1nuvEog

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

grocery store chains: we set record profits this year

retail chains: we've never made so much money

energy companies: we just posted our best quarter on record

news article: who is to blame for inflation? you peasants wanting wages, probably

[Kirsty H @Kirsty_H220]

Stop telling parents of autistic children that their child will eat something different if you make them go hungry, it’s not just about the food, you give super nanny vibes & we do not care for your opinion

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Last night, Jill and I were honored to mark a new tradition: the lighting of the first ever permanent White House menorah – the first Jewish artifact in the entire White House collection.

[F. Scott Fitz Jesse (Johnny Utah edition) @FScottFitzJesse]

Your grandfather never complained about who owns twitter and he thinks your kind of acting like a little bitch about it.

[Stuart Antony @STU_ACTOR]

A man wanting to jump off a bridge in London was talked down by strangers who held him for an hour until help arrived. Look at that grip. Look at the care, compassion, selflessness, and determination shown by strangers to a hurting human being.

We need more of this in the world.

[HEX.com 40% APY & 3866x price in 558 days!⬣🚀🌘 @HEX_PulseX]

Quite possibly the greatest clickbait I’ve ever seen.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

We need to think of each other as true sisters and brothers, and to be concerned with each other’s welfare. Rather than working solely to acquire wealth, we need to do something meaningful, something seriously directed toward the welfare of humanity as a whole.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

If you oppose a cap on insulin prices, you’re not “pro-life.”

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

first they came for roger stone, and i said “great.” next, they came for alex jones and i said “good news.” then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”

[Mommy Needs a Life @momneedsalife3]

Working from home while your kids are home is like trying to read a book at a Metallica concert.

[Amanda Weinstein @ADWeinstein]

what do you say...

[Amanda Weinstein @ADWeinstein]

Summer break with these kids 😆

https://t.co/qnyjHTpjZ7

[Amanda Weinstein @ADWeinstein]

Not my car. Just my head.

[Mommy Owl @Mommy__Owl]

Them: What has having kids taught you?

Parents: No matter how overwhelmed we get, we can always get more overwhelmed.

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

i may not be the prettiest or funniest but i’m great at overthinking, over loving, and crying in my car while eating a cake