Dale Pettit

Don't forget your towel.... Or your swords, knives, battle-axes, sluggers, and guns.

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 2735 1143 4307!

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

@RealmofMisfits I know Greg has watched at least 1. But check out my channel. adaleofdoom

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(406): I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn’t need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

Let's play Evil Apples! Tap the link to join:

http://t.co/2eIje7A9Wy

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

@IamArg try Smite

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

"you're only a monster if you act like one." #yep #stillhope

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

Guns are fun. #glocks suck

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

Yep. One of those I don't give a fuck Friday's

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

Dirty, sweaty and exhausted. I'm done. Today is just a write off.

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

Why the fuck do I even bother?

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

My ideal body weight is you on top of me

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

@ArbisALLIN what's with all the car posts? Can't make up your mind?

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

3 hours and then I get to see the finale #TheWalkingDead #nospoilers #please

[Anti Joke Tyrone @AntiJokeTyrone]

whats that thing called when your crush likes you back

oh yeah

imagination

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

Why do the last 4 hours of my shift always seem so long? #iwantbeer #now

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

Fucking wierd-ass dreams

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

Grrrr.....

[Dale Pettit @ADaleOfDoom]

24 hours!!!