How come at breakfast I can only eat like 2 maybe 3 eggs but at a party with deviled eggs I can manage to eat maybe couple dozen deviled eggs.
Also, I swear this isn’t a humble brag. I’m actually very ashamed of myself
"The Damn EP" is up on iTunes right now. They wouldn't let us automatically send it onto everyone's phone like U2. I guess we're not "famous enough".
https://t.co/e5n2YFNtCi
FRIEND: so how are you?
ME: I'm well, thanks!
FRIEND: what's new?
ME: not much!
FRIEND: well, what have you been up to?
ME: why are you doing this to me