David Levine

No, the other David Levine.

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@LateNightSeth @sethmeyers @shoemakermike The proper term is Cobbler. #corrections #MikeyCobbler

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All my shirts look like my other shirts.

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It's pronounced "gif", people. Get it together.

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@WritersGuildF Your Show of Shows

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@thechrisbarron First CD I ever bought!

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For the record, the full phrase is "A rotten apple SPOILS THE BUNCH".

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@glynbowerman The second season of Brontëan Paddocks is straight fire.

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So now I have to become a grafitti editor? Hardly seems fair. #dieonthishill

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Maaaybe "I couldn't see where I was driving because of my mask" isn't a great thing to confess after hitting my car.

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Today I wasted a square of toilet paper - just to feel something. #Anarchy

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@flophousecat Maybe they're just asking about the animal...

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@LADWP Wait...14 hours ago you tweeted "our crews are onsite working on repairs".

I appreciate the hard work of all the @LADWP crews; please just be straightforward about your progress.

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@LADWP @beerandnosh Right, but....is there any *update*?

Timeline for completion?
Details on progress?

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Vocal Fry is not a substitute for personality.

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@emilynussbaum Careful! You don't want to rouse the Reboot Monster. (He's dreaming of Ross & Rachel's kids running a detective agency.)

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@glynbowerman

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@ElliottKalan ...Pillowcoats?

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Spoilers: it was fine.

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@eephusasher ..but just as predictable. #toosoon #Raptors

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@AmericanAir "a bit much" is when your own manager says your policies are "stupid" and "illegal" and that she "hates them" but "they make the airline more money"

#abitmuch

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Not much for live tweeting, but when @AmericanAir tells you that your 3-year-old will have to sit by himself unless you pay extra...buckle in, I guess.