Amanda

A 🦄 in world full of donkeys. Survived law school, trying not to take life too seriously & living one day at a time.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

THE OLDEST GUY AT MY ADHD SUPPORT GROUP IS 71. HE RUNS HIS LIFE ON 8 RULES. I WROTE DOWN EVERY ONE.

Diagnosed at 64. Built three businesses undiagnosed. When he talks, the whole room goes quiet.

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

This is why you need a 2nd cat

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Gitmo (Health is a Wealth) 🇺🇸🇮🇱 @Gitmo99]

When your children have been bad, you told your police friend to have a talk with them.

[Amanda @AEB_GAMEcocks]

Hey @nike take a note, garnet and crimson are different colors. Thank you a Gamecock 🐓

[☁️ @gardenofcolours]

shades of red

[Amazing Physics @amazing_physics]

This is Morse code visualized

[MLB @MLB]

Take Meowt to the Ballgame!

[Serbay @SamSerbay]

Coming Soon ⏳🐔🏡🤙🏻

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

When You Get Choosen By Cat
Distribution System

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

A fox who grew up with a dog and tries to bark

[made me smile @mademe__smile]

A police officer and his K9 partner shared a fun dance break together. ❤️
This is what real partnership looks like!

[Majo 🍄 @majogm]

Las madres somos madres. Siempre. 😂

[Tail Wag Daily 🐶 @TailWagDaily]

The German Shepherd has decided he is officially a tiny dog today. Identity crisis at its finest. 🐶 I have never seen such a gentle giant playing with so many tiny fluffballs. I am weeping. Cuteness Rating: 10/10 #PureJoy #GermanShepherd

[もふもふ動画 @tyomateee2]

初めて目に見る雪に興味津々。雪の結晶を捕まえようとするネコさんが可愛すぎる

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

You all need to see this today.

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

What you see. What they see. Very cool POV!

[Earn Knowledge @earnknowledgee]

8 Poses For Women To Get Great Photos 🔥📷

[Black cats are not bad luck @blackscats]

A pregnant cat was about to give birth. So her bird friend went over and started building her a nest 🥹❤️‍🩹

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QB1 bringing in the fish 😤🔥

@LanorriSellers brings in a HUGE Cobia during Deep Sea Fishing 2026 🤯

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