Antony Mathenge

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[Antony Mathenge @AEJMathenge]

@janetmachuka_ The heels.

I now understand what Michael Jackson meant when he sang:

🎶🎵Hey Pretty Baby With The High 👠 Heels👠 On🎶🎵

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@WaruhiuFranklin Yesterday, I confirmed I have a very dirty mind.

I started calculating how much you had been bought for, and the figures I arrived at were outstanding.

Well, I live to quench my satiation for dirt in the hallowed corridors of #Kenyan High Finance another day.

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@SylviaKangara Hear, hear.

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@wahomethuku Counsel, What Did His Excellency Vice President (Rtd.) @skmusyoka Do To You To Wish Him A Zero Performance Presidency?

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@MsufiMkavu @WaruhiuFranklin @TheAbojani What Time Does It Start?

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@kahome_steve One is a super team system while the other is a one man show.

As ever, what you do with that information is entirely up to you.

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@SpiceFMKE @yolandamulwa @EdwinMasaku Good afternoon Ms. @yolandaMulwa and super team @spicefmke

While you folks are doing your soccer dance, Kirinyaga and Nyandarua are doing a battle of the girls.

So much fun.

Please add - >>Pump Up The Jam<< by Technotronic to the #SugarAndSpice playlist, if you may.

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@Broadbasedgal Depends on your definition of winning, I gather.

He is best placed to identify and spotlight any pro Bill Ruto Regime advantages within the corridors of #Kenyan Justice system.

Call him when the State comes for you.

(I hold no brief for him.)

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@calvinokello4 The best way to do so is highlight in your tweets (are they still called tweets?) his opponents deep in the grassroots of his Kingdom.

For example, who are his Ol'Kalao by-election opponents?

Include a picture of one in each tweet for maximum troll effect.

No?

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@WaruhiuFranklin There had better be documents supporting your thread.

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@calvinokello4 He has other urgent matters to ponder over.

Counting how many wards, constituencies, counties, there are in his "Kingpinship".

Any candidate who intends to vie must liquidate his (party's) wallet.

Bookkeeping skills shall be a more rewarding skillset.

No?

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@SpiceFMKE @yolandamulwa 1. Budget, investment, debt, and money management lessons have formulae too.

2. School policy makers concentrate on theory and little on practice.

So, do you want your taxes going into more layers of bureaucracy in basic school?

#SugarAndSpice
#WordAroundTown
@YolandaMulwa

[Aria Westcott @AriaWestcott]

My iPhone was hot, slow, and lagging on everything. I was already pricing out a new one.

A repair shop owner took it, swiped through four screens, and handed it back.

"Your phone is fine. Four settings are choking it. I see them every day."

Here is what he changed:

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@KiptenaiTom @amerix No. By the other woman, and her daughter.

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@SpiceFMKE @yolandamulwa @EdwinMasaku Hello there Ms. @YolandaMulwa and the super @spicefmke team that bring #SugarAndSpice to pishori scented rice-fields of Mwea.

Checking in for daily dose of things sweet and spicy in one mix.

Please add >>Hollywood Tonight<< by Michael Jackson to the playlist, if you may.

~Out

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@calvinokello4 All he has to do is deliver Kalao and then he will become unstoppable.

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@calvinokello4 Wamunyoro regaled us with early morning walks, and 5am reporting to his office.

So, what will DP Kindiki regale us with?

(There is an incoming 16 June test incoming for him, by the way.)

[ADA @Uc_heyy02]

One of the most misunderstood scenes in Game of Thrones is Sam curing Jorah’s greyscale.

It looked like Sam discovered some secret cure that the maesters were too ignorant to find.
That’s not what happened.

The maesters already knew about the treatment.
In fact, Sam only learned about it because it was recorded in their own library.

The reason they didn’t use it was because it was considered far too dangerous.
The procedure had a high chance of killing the patient, and an equally terrifying chance of infecting the person performing it.
That’s why Sam carried it out in secret, at night, and made Jorah stay silent.

What looked like a miracle cure was actually a desperate gamble that most maesters considered too risky to attempt

It’s one of those details that completely changes the scene.
Sam wasn’t smarter than the Citadel.
He was just willing to do something the Citadel wouldn’t

[Antony Mathenge @AEJMathenge]

@calvinokello4 Dear Triple O,

When The President Is Out Of The Country, Certain Instruments Of Power Rest On The Shoulders Of The Deputy President.

When You Taste An Instrument Of Power, Don't You Long For The Day Such Instruments Were In Your Hands For More Than A Week?

Pray Do Tell.

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@janetmachuka_ Someday, social media was going to talk about my prominent Adam's Apple.

The Day Has Come.

(Thank you Ms. @janetmachuka_ for doing so.)