Right if we win the community shield I’ll give someone one of these for free
Size Medium, brand new
1. Like AND Retweet
2. Comment ‘🔵’
3. Winner announced when we beat 115
Everyone at @official_scrfc@SCRColtsFC & @SCRU18_CCYFL are super proud to announce that our very own queen of the clubhouse & match day catering has just graduated after 5 years medical studies
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We are very proud to introduce
🩺 DR Georgia 💉💊
Well done @GeorgialsX 👏🏻
Just checked flight prices to come to Jersey over the summer holidays for my kids to see us. No wonder no one wants to visit.. horrendous prices from @easyJet AND @British_Airways
🚨 Well, it’s that time again! 🚨
(5th season in a row)
I’ll be giving away a Home OR Away (can wait for third if you want) kit from this season!
To enter all you have to do is like this & RT!
As always you don’t have to follow me!
Only trying to spread positivity!
Christian Norgaard is auctioning his signed 2026 Champions League final shirt, with all proceeds going to the Danish Cancer Society to support their ‘Cancer Is Not For Children’ campaign. ❤️🩹👕
📲 Follow the instructions on his latest Instagram post to place a bid on the shirt.
If you’re an Arsenal supporter near or far who’s suffered & cheered & laughed & despaired & felt such deep, deep joy over the last few weeks savour it all. One day May 2026 will be 20 years ago, but you’ll still have your memories of such an incredible month to be a Gooner ❤️
Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.
I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.
Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.
But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.
And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂
Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻
So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️
So for one last time…
ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨
Chiefo x
#COYG