Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Influencer of the year 2023, 2024 (2025👀⏳) || Philosopher used for school analysis since 2023 || Owner of @MUFC_Bobby, @fcbcharlesy and @Sean_TOT_ || Gooner

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

Which football player do you hate the most?

I'll start:

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

Has anyone checked on Piers? I’m genuinely worried

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@Greer17Lfc Stay out or get involved no one gives a flying shite about your biased opinions you absolute clown

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@Domestique___ Jesus Christ that’s retarded😂

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@Art_of_Ty @hitaboutit No he fucking wasn’t😂 he’s absolutely dogshit😂😂😂

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@B_Fernandes8 @ManUtd @premierleague Own goal mate. Will be adjusted to 20 tomorrow. But well done on equaling the record

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@Mark_CPFC Weeeeeeeh shut up cunt and enjoy the beating from Vallecano. Proper melt

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@angryginge13 Who genuinely cares? You nerded ginger twat

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@Lea_EFC Simmer down cunt😂

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@FergieStandards Okay. Virgin cunt

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@Only1tommo 2010. I deserve the glory

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@Deji_mide Camel league and useless vacation league don’t count

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@FunnyGooner @ole_wa_nyika Elon should stop paying engagement farmers like you

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@UtdFaithfuls Bruno pushing 40 and zero league titles😂

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@Rory_Talks_Ball Ain’t no way I’m contributing to that bridge. They can fuck right off the delusional twats.

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@mfc_mrpage @topgooner100 Weeeeeeeeeeh cunt

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

Congratulations Manchester City on winning the 2025/2026 Premier League

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@alexgildeatrott No. Haters can inject it.

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@stop20over @Marlon180Darts Been the third best player in the world all year. You could also call him the best player in the world who is not named Luke

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@ErlingRoIe Cry

[Jake McAlpine🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @AFCJakey]

@Marlon180Darts Aspinall before Noppert any day