Anthony Fandango

Hiatus over.
Did you miss me, be honest now?
God's own County - The original one.

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@Nigel_Farage Translated: I am scared of being found out.

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@justdavenow89 Menus with pictures.

That's nearly the same as learning the local language, right?

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@EllardKing No one has two kidneys anymore.

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@LarryHoffman123 @shanaka86 "A few years" for data centres in space?

I'm going to bookmark this and then give you a gentle nudge in 10 years when it's STILL 10 years away.

Musko is simply the best snake oil salesman the world has ever seen.

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@shanaka86 This AI bubble is going to make the dot com bubble look like grandma misplaced her purse...

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@Gav_Griffiths There's fur coat and no knickers...then there's "Evesham Road fur coat and no knickers"...

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@Gav_Griffiths I wonder if the 10 year NHBC warranty covers thatched "cottages"?

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@BFrank479 @babadookspinoza You've not been offered interplanetary travel though.

You have been offered a massive Ponzi scheme, but you're so far up Musko's colon that you've gone nose blind to the smell of BS.

Interplanetary travel...tell us another...

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@justdavenow89 Not me.

I died after getting it, just like my anti vaccine friends said would happen.

I'm tweeting this from the afterlife.

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@amwbooks I'm feeling somewhat inspired by your post

Cheers and thanks.

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@PoofXyzzy @JuddLegum "A Space Liner"?

To go where exactly?

Pull your head from out of your rectum and stop praying to the cult of Musko.

Shares in SpaceKecks are just his version of a new crypto.

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@MattTakeThree You should be...

However, I've got a copy of 3.11 on original installation 3.5" floppys...so how do you think that feels now?

#ancient

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@ListerLawrence @ChefKenHom Was Big Nige doing the rounds too?

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@leedsbee @networkrail Be a novel engineered solution though, you have to admit?

Vehicle too tall?

.556 between the eyes.

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@leedsbee @networkrail Police snipers on every bridge?

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@Jason_R_Burt Scunthorpe.

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@Footinit Needs more bug spray by the sound of it...

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@deathtospinach I think he needs to pack those digits in ice; quite probably trapped them in the kebab shop door as he was rushing home to watch Family Guy.

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The English property market buying process sucks...

Why is it perfectly acceptable that a seller can change their mind and pull out of a sale, after the buyer has spent thousands on conveyancing and surveys, with no consequence?

One very pissed off buyer here.

[Made In England @BuyEnglishMade]

HP Sauce: Parliament on the label, star of the full English, as British as it gets.

American-owned since 2005, and production shifted from its home in Birmingham to the Netherlands.

The English-made swap? Stokes brown sauce, made in Suffolk by a family firm. By all accounts, a cracker.