Ashwin

terminally online

[Ashwin @AGChandra]

@joel_thompson Glad you were able to use this joke

[Ashwin @AGChandra]

@juliayorks Your wedding might be the best day of my life too

[Ashwin @AGChandra]

One time I found out from my sister’s Facebook status that my family was going on vacation without me

[Tony X @soIoucity]

What's the regular person life equivalent of scrolling Twitter and finding out you've been traded?

[Ashwin @AGChandra]

Breaking news: there is new evidence that something is being influenced by something.. and changing everything 🤯

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Evidence is mounting that a tiny subatomic particle is being influenced by forms of matter and energy that are not yet known to science but which may nevertheless affect the nature and evolution of the universe. https://t.co/8cwwhlPCOe

[Ashwin @AGChandra]

@pizzabeetsa

[Beets @pizzabeetsa]

Chemistry is so important in a relationship. If you don’t own any graduated cylinders and you don’t know what a covalent bond is, it will NOT work between us.

[Ashwin @AGChandra]

@epittel @SuperBowl @TomBrady @PatrickMahomes This feels like a reach, Eric

[Ashwin @AGChandra]

Everyone in NJ

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

New Jersey Is Allowing Smokers To Get The Vaccine First Because They're More Likely To Get Sick From COVID https://t.co/qL58nXKs2K

[Ashwin @AGChandra]

@pizzabeetsa @robertjfinn Love is love is love is love is lo

[John Barron @barronjohn1946]

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

[Ashwin @AGChandra]

@kristenwhyte1 Nice chatting with you

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

The quiet part just gets louder and louder and louder.

[Ashwin @AGChandra]

@PittsburghPG read the room dude not now

[Ashwin @AGChandra]

@ariannamsanchez Who’s your information gatherer??

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Joe Biden spent the final moments of the debate urging Americans to vote. Donald Trump spent the final moments of the debate trying to suppress and discount those votes.

Vote like our democracy depends on it—because it does.

[Avik Banerjee @misterbeejay23]

NYU students petition protesting 3.8% tuition increase in midst of Covid pandemic @CNN @CBSNewYork @PoetsAndQuants @USNewsEducation @NBCNewYork @WSJ

[Ashwin @AGChandra]

@TheTatOffensive Yikes super embarrassing. Glad Lancet discovered this, made the statement, and that the public is informed. Interested to see what the next clinical trial shows