Grümpy Dan

Retired punk, wannabe joke writer, former DJ, unapologetically vegan, and lover of the dark arts. Escaped Texas

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I shouldn't have to pay taxes. I'm a Priest in the Church of Bowie #RIPDavidBowie

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I was today years old when I learned that Wild in the Streets was a cover 🤯

[Mike Bones @mrmikebones]

The original version of "Wild in the Streets" was written and first released Garland Jeffreys in 1973, nearly a decade before the Circle Jerks transformed it into a hardcore punk anthem. The band's iconic cover first appeared on the 1980 compilation Rodney on the Roq.

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Ok, I think I’ve made my decision.

My football clubs are NYC FC and Arsenal//Queens Park Rangers

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Congrats Spain. Job well done 🫡🇪🇸

Fuck you Argentina

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Playing The Cure in Orange in protest of the World Cup halftime show

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The sudden urge to get a Taco Bell themed tattoo

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This France vs England game is like Theatre

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@canceled_corpse Every cooler 🫡

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@RussellTreadway Many years ago, an old friend suggested the same. Somewhat worth a look. Still leaning towards Newcastle or Chelsea

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Time to finally settle into a EPL Team. Will it be my usual default and go with Newcastle? Chelsea seems like a good possibility. Or maybe sell out and go with Arsenal?

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Fuck Yeah

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Ban Horse Carriages in NYC Now! End the Animal abuse

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Darkseid is

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Let’s go England!

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Napalm Desk Tiny Death Concert. It’s legit

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Margaret Thatcher popping up with 90th minute winner against the Argentines for old times sake

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There's going to be a lot of Adam Ant and Tenpole Tudor played today

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How can France lose on Bastille Day?

Happy Bastille Day btw

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Dear @RobertKennedyJr,

Good job asshole

https://t.co/y123TSU2hX

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Good Riddance, Lindsey Graham is dead