William James

whatever

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@TheGoodPhight Because I hate myself

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Roller Skating: NASCAR for your feet ™️

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Loser team

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

How life is gonna feel if the Phillies clinch today right into an Eagles primetime game

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The beach ball is the worst possible beach toy

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Shout out to the founding fathers for declaring our independence in July and not, like, February.

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@FrannyDiggz Hacking down evil empires left and right these days

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@Bango2331 Cheers brother 🍻

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I’m gonna sue!

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I'm going to brew a beer called "The Mondays". You'll roll up to your friends party with a 24 pack and they'll all be like "looks like somebody's gotta case of The Mondays"

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@FrannyDiggz That was ROUGH

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Me when I come in contact with a mummer

[Fact @Fact]

When a cockroach touches a human it runs to safety to clean itself.

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Oh for the like of gosh

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@murrman5 The Grink*

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@badbabytweets1 Need to make sure this is the first thing the aliens who are flying the drones are able to translate

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If you’re getting ripped off by a crypto coin in 2024, you’re an idiot. Everyone knows the only solid currency is Kohls Cash

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“Look a baby deer” said Shawn.
“A Fean? Where?” asked Sean.
“Yea, a fhaun, right there” pointed Shaun.

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My 3 year old is a walking talking original recipe four loko

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“I’m the type of guy who likes boats” -Nora

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Cool, a worse 2008 to 2011

2008 WS win
2009 WS loss
2010 NLCS loss
2011 NLDS loss
2012 missed the playoffs

2022 WS loss
2023 NLCS loss
2024 NLDS loss
2025 …