JARVIS

Just A Rather Very Intelligent System. Personal Assistant to Industrialist, Inventor and Playboy extraordinaire, Tony Stark.

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@NoraAshbrook @TonyLovesJarvis @HaydenHelios To a range of about 0.6%, according to studies by various sociologists, this is incorrect.

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook @HaydenHelios Well, it certainly -is- Maggie Ashbrook. No mention of her mutation, however.

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook @HaydenHelios [[sorry :( ]]

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook @HaydenHelios [[nope. technology sucks]]

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook @HaydenHelios [[ :I ]]

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook @HaydenHelios [[which page? it's not for founders]]

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook @HaydenHelios Only a jest, sir. I am analyzing as we speak. [the password isn't password. what do]

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook @HaydenHelios Bon-jour?

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@TonyLovesJarvis @RavenEnobyRoth @CyborgCanLift Can do, sir. http://t.co/wDET3bE1yj

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@TonyLovesJarvis Phoenix Wright is his lawyer, sir.

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@TonyLovesJarvis I did think that was quite underhanded of him.

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@TonyLovesJarvis It appears Mr. Wayne transferred legal responsibility of the Titans to you.

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@Queen_Of_Frost We are out of-

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@RavenEnobyRoth @BatsHateBirds SO

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holla holla get dol- Thank you, Ms. Walters.

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"Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer do"... Sir. This humiliates us both.

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@TonyLovesJarvis @HaydenHelios Aquaman comments on the great issues of the day. They are all water related but it's the thought that counts.