Hayden Helios

Sometimes I am a doctor and sometimes I melt things. (MRP Account)

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*ring ring* @rachmornington

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook The important thing is, our friendship is above that. Riiight?

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook Yeaaah... so I'm kind of being chased by at least three agencies. Black Widow might poison me at some point.

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook *crosses arms* And you should probably know, I have several million dollars worth of stolen US intelligence.

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook And a room to stay in.

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@NoraAshbrook @TonyLovesJarvis Fine, Jesus! But in return I need to be gone from a few databases... United Nations is a good place to start.

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@TonyLovesJarvis @AImanservant No, it's Socialist Anarcho-Libertarianism, a distinct ideology where the means of productio*blahblahblah*

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@NoraAshbrook @TonyLovesJarvis @AImanservant iPhones are the symbol of bourgeois oppression.

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook @AImanservant Shotgun not.

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@NoraAshbrook @TonyLovesJarvis Well, uh, maybe you could?

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook Like, location, server host, typed "password" into all the pages?

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook Well there is an easier way of figuring it out. Have you actually tried to look into the website itself?

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@NoraAshbrook @TonyLovesJarvis SHIELD couldn't find me. It's not hard.

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@NoraAshbrook @TonyLovesJarvis Or she actually asked for a loan. Like -everyone- who starts a business does. At least, normal people do.

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@NoraAshbrook @TonyLovesJarvis Pretty gay,

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@NoraAshbrook @TonyLovesJarvis ... I've known Maggie for a long time. And "because a guy told her to" isn't... wait. Yeah actually.

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook Besides, there are plenty of investors in genetics. Mutant and not mutants.

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook She could charm people when she wanted to. Remember Ukraine?

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@TonyLovesJarvis @NoraAshbrook Getting money is simple. In the capitalist system, so long as you belong to the pre-ascribe-... shutting up.

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@TonyLovesJarvis ... Tony. Come on. There are, like, 10 important people in the world. It's probably her.