Kryptochronokonalite⚜️

I’m an educated fool with money on my mind

[Marvo Sneh @marvo_sneh_]

When the 10/10 asks me what I do for a living, I tell her I’m an “asset relocation specialist” instead of a thief. 😂😭

[PhillyTheBoss.com @PhillyTheBoss]

This must’ve been his face when he first seen the nails they were gonna use

[Qurando Rondo @03nightz]

sperm banks be like get a load of this nigga

[Faólan!! (In The Deep Roads) @Cring3png]

There was a little girl abt 3 yrs old in the shop with an umbrella open indoors and I told her that it was bad luck and she said "says who?" I said "Says me" and she huffed and then tripped and fell out the door and looked back at me w tears in her eyes like this

[DEI LA SOUL OF MISCHIEF 🏆 @Slackshocklee]

"who's that peekin in my window? POW nobody now"

[tide @phantasmseal]

this shit is frying the fuck outta me he hit him with the “yep” and started treating him like a speedbag 😭

[Jimmy cooks @jimmycooks360]

@KingSavageAxe They were fr just toying with everyone

[ado 🎃 @urockmyworldlou]

CANNOT get this freestyle out of my head omg 😭

[Babe Truth @veryhotsoup]

Brian Kelly when the Maryland job opens up

[J-Der (READ PINNED FOR CDM!SSlDN INFO) @jdrider02]

Were you normal or did your English class show you that movie of Romeo and Juliet but it was about two modern gangs whipping their guns out every few minutes

[TP @OGxTP]

Yo this got me in tears lmao @OfficiallyIce

[ꕤ @underthasombra]

ngl watching Japanese women’s wrestling might be the move bc holy fuck this sequence is diabolical

[🍒🧁ᴍɪꜱꜱ ʟᴀᴅʏ🧁🍒 @ilovealkira]

Put “bitch” behind every MJ song title.
I’ll go first….
“Beat It Bitch”

Now you go!

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

the phrase "shit smoove off" gets thrown around a little loosely these days. however,

[Brian Sutterer MD @BrianSuttererMD]

We’re on a generational meme run this NFL season

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Todd Bowles was asked what he was laughing when Baker Mayfield was screaming in pain:

“It was a very high pitch scream and it just caught me off guard.”