JakePlowsEm

Live life a quarter mile at a time. RIP Trent Tiller 4-16-15

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Homie break into my car and learn a lifestyle.

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@NateCoulombe @OmahaPolice How? They surrounded him as he was backing away with his hands up then was tackled from behind and had to wrestle with multiple people to maintain control of his weapon. Why would you approach someone with a gun that seems scared backed into a corner?

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@plussizemaven @briantylercohen @realDonaldTrump Compared to the hundreds of thousands that die every year from the flu I think that's an easy victory is it not? Oh wait this is just the flu too!!

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@realDonaldTrump Let's end this fake hysteria and get back to normal!! 4 more years baby!

[KG @kayleegarrett0]

When Tyler Childers said “I’m tired of wastin my time on things set on leavin” I felt that

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Damn I didn't realize I was watching porn when I turned on the husker game cause we're just getting fucked

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My burps still taste like tequila 🤮

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I have a free ticket to Morgan wallen tonight let me know it's at 8pm

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Lmao

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@kweis614 @alexivenegas_ @malik_been_up Omg I love this what a great cat😭😭

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Money doesn't buy happiness but poverty doesn't buy anything

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@ISchrierBuyer Well what is it come on now

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

Sometimes I get sad but then I remember this video exists

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@ISchrierBuyer Where's the stripper poles?

[michaela dickson @michaela__marie]

NICE

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@SloanJune Yeah it's easy you get in your car and drive to the store you pile😂

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@courtdezy @makchristine3 they made him into a reallife teddy bear

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@Jesus_was_a_Lib @laylal_ Shutdown could have been over a long time ago the dems are the ones who not ending it. their refusing to fix the problem Trump's just making a stand.

[Nebraska Humane Cats @NHSCats]

Sammie is a big boy - he weighs 26 pounds! 😲 That means that there’s more of him to love. It also means that he’s an excellent lap warmer.