Allison Villali

Liberal Democrat originally from upstate NY. Pro Choice. Pro women. Love all things food, and Christmas

[Allison Villali @AJVillali]

See you guys. Going to Bluesky!!!

[Allison Villali @AJVillali]

‘She is nothing but petty’: Americans are ashamed that Melania Trump gracelessly broke a long-standing White House tradition https://t.co/sJVopR6SjJ

[Allison Villali @AJVillali]

https://t.co/PAwe7ZQ6tl

[MR @MrReynolds52]

Vivek your father pulled a scam so you could be an Anchor Baby and get you US citizenship by having your mother come to America right before giving birth, a crime by the way. Your father has been here 40 yrs and still isn’t a citizen. You all need to be deported, FIRST WAVE!

[Allison Villali @AJVillali]

"‘So Nick Fuentes was scared? Of a woman?’: Nick Fuentes violently assaults a woman after brutal anti-abortion comment" - The Mary Sue #SmartNews https://t.co/z7ZlnTxsKR

[Allison Villali @AJVillali]

Did she even finish high school?

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

🚨 BREAKING: Trump Names Boebert Secretary of Education

STATEMENT FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

I am thrilled to announce that the incredible Lauren Boebert will be taking the reins of the Former Department of Education. Lauren, a true American Patriot, has an unparalleled understanding of what real education should look like—not from some ivory tower, but from the heart of this great nation. She worked her way up, got her GED, and learned more about real life and the needs of American families than any bureaucrat ever could. Her journey is exactly what we need to bring REAL reform to our broken education system!

With Lauren as Secretary, we’re going to take a sledgehammer to the waste, fraud, and abuse that have plagued this bloated, overreaching department for far too long. No more indoctrination. No more wasteful spending. No more Washington elites telling parents how to raise their kids! “We’re bringing education back to the people—where it belongs!” Lauren declared.

This move will be the beginning of a new era. We’re going to empower parents, honor traditional American values, and finally return control to local communities. Lauren will work tirelessly to make sure every single dollar spent goes toward making our children the best and the brightest, not lining the pockets of bureaucrats and special interests.

Together, we’re going to make education in America GREAT again. And I have zero doubt—Lauren Boebert will get the job done!

If you read this far, I'm sure you are like me and couldn't tell if this was real at first or not. 😉

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

🚨 BREAKING: Trump Names Boebert Secretary of Education

STATEMENT FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

I am thrilled to announce that the incredible Lauren Boebert will be taking the reins of the Former Department of Education. Lauren, a true American Patriot, has an unparalleled understanding of what real education should look like—not from some ivory tower, but from the heart of this great nation. She worked her way up, got her GED, and learned more about real life and the needs of American families than any bureaucrat ever could. Her journey is exactly what we need to bring REAL reform to our broken education system!

With Lauren as Secretary, we’re going to take a sledgehammer to the waste, fraud, and abuse that have plagued this bloated, overreaching department for far too long. No more indoctrination. No more wasteful spending. No more Washington elites telling parents how to raise their kids! “We’re bringing education back to the people—where it belongs!” Lauren declared.

This move will be the beginning of a new era. We’re going to empower parents, honor traditional American values, and finally return control to local communities. Lauren will work tirelessly to make sure every single dollar spent goes toward making our children the best and the brightest, not lining the pockets of bureaucrats and special interests.

Together, we’re going to make education in America GREAT again. And I have zero doubt—Lauren Boebert will get the job done!

If you read this far, I'm sure you are like me and couldn't tell if this was real at first or not. 😉

[tailKATE 💜⚾️🖤 @COgirlWIworld]

Y’all said Kamala wasn’t qualified. Get the actual fuck outta here.

Nothing to do but laugh at this point.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Donald Trump’s choice to be Senate Majority Leader, Rick Scott, has been eliminated on the first ballot. An embarrassing first loss for Trump.

[Dennis @GrandpaDennisP]

TRUMP HAS REFUSED TO SIGN THE ETHICS PLEDGE. HE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO ASSUME OFFICE UNTIL HE DOES. MY GOD, AREWE GOING TO ALLOW THIS CRIMINAL TO SKIRT THE LAW AGAIN WITH NO ACCOUNTABILITY ? I’M GETTING REALLY TIRED OF THIS SCENARIO.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

BREAKING: Trump names Jeffrey Dahmer to head up the Food & Drug Administration (FDA).

MAGA celebrates and says, “he has experience with food.”

[Allison Villali @AJVillali]

FAFO

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

WOW.

The same energy behind a movement to remove slavery from American history, because it hurt White people feelings, now seeks to pay fucking restitution to White people before Blacks receive ONE PENNY of reparations?

That's some BULLSHIT.

[Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS]

This is literally the motherfucker that Trump has tapped to lead the Pentagon.

No, it’s not a joke.

I’m dead serious.

[DeezNutzMMA🇭🇹🇺🇸 @DeezNutzMMA]

Stephen King called Elon Musk, the First Lady, and Elon got mad and suspended his page. 😭

[Ron @Roncibra]

Stephen King. Calling @elonmusk the First Lady is the funniest fucking thing I heard all day

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Tuesday to everyone who agrees that Melania trump has once again exposed herself as trashy for refusing an invitation to the White House from First lady Jill Biden -- even as trump will be visiting President Biden.

That's not very "Be Best," is it?

[Just Jay @1JaySC]

These three cheated and stole the election. You'll never convince me otherwise.

[PaulleyTicks @PaulleyTicks]

I don't care what libs say, together they are the most beautiful First Couple in Presidential history!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Kristi Noem's reward for swaying to old songs with trump for 40 awkward minutes is being appointed Secretary of Homeland Security.

I guess if you can have a convicted felon in the White House, you can have a puppy killer in the cabinet.