"GAHHH I'M DATING WINONA RYDER AND ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS RIDE ME WITH HER MASSIVE MILK WAGONS BUT I'M GAY AND ONLY HAD ONE HIT SONG SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!"
Kenny Smith: "I gave both of my championship rings away. I gave them to the people who were the reasons I got them. I gave the first to my father and the second to my brother. Without them, I never would have won them so it's only fair they get them."
Charles Barkley: "If that's the case, you should have given both of them to Hakeem."