Alex Jacobson

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@WSJ Private Equity ruins everything it touches. But the truth is Yankees are already the corporate steakhouse of baseball - same avg. meal year after year. On the bright side, maybe fans can enjoy frozen pop up bagels and watch the team strike out 6000 times over the season.

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@darrenrovell @popupbagels Nobody wants another shitty frozen bagel PE operation. Bring back real bagels!

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@stoolpresidente Who knew the Celtics had the Yankees analytics department? Sorry, Dave! Enjoy your PE backed avg. corporate steakhouse basketball team that won’t sniff another title anytime soon!

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@KirkHerbstreit Nerds and Private Equity ruin everything

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@stoolpresidente @stoolpresidente I’ve always been a fan, but you’re really acting like a 15 year old whiny child who needs attention. Let the #NYK and #NYC have their moment. We listen to your shit about Boston all the time. It’s been 53 years! Stop trying to antagonize and let us rock.

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@darrenrovell Feels like a money laundering opp

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@pmarca AGI doesn't read books, it watches Chuck Norris movies until it gets the information it wants.

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@aakashgupta To summarize - “Imagine what will happen when we use our brains” , yes it can be an incredible tool. That’s why we exist in the first place.

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@aakashgupta Oh so the human brain is more intelligent than a piece of plastic it invented in the first place? Got it. Really groundbreaking.

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@MLFootball @vountee @captainseahawk @Seahawks @MoneyLynch @RSherman_25 Legion of Boom and it's not close. That team shouldv'e won 2. One of the greatest defenses ever.

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@be_rosebee @JC_ParetsX Thanks @be_rosebee . Great work. My friend has been talking about this since last July under $2. Love to see the institutional demand finally recognizing it.

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@DDuggan21 It’s cause schoen just constantly talks about scenarios and backup plans if this happens or that happens vs actually having a belief system in what he’s trying to implement. Been that way since day 1. Everything is reactive, not proactive.

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@nflmemes more like this....

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

#Giants to Shane Bowen tomorrow am....

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

Please, #giants, the love of god…. HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@Giants @BarstoolGruden Please, for the love of god…. HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN HIRE GRUDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

This woman has blessed us with so many memes I feel like she deserves a prize of some sort.

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

Live look at Daniel jones next week

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

HAPPENING NOW: President Trump is killing it on his first day on the job at McDonalds. Perfectly salted hot crispy fries.

[Alex Jacobson @AJacobson9]

@SpeakerPelosi That’s so kind but what stocks are you buying? Common Nancy give us those picks Daddy needs some money.