Not Austin James

Still never lost a duel

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

Back on my bullshit. Levels to this

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

Inviting a couple smoke shows to an event where they get to dress up and look super hot. How do I make sure that they are all ok with not being my only date😅😅😅 all wife material btw

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

Throw pillows are fucking stupid. Waste of space and time. Add 0 comfort, just get in the way

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

For having such short shorts these pockets deep

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

Irrationally clever. Mind numblingly dumb. Dear God help my father and make it make sense

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

I’ve only got one judge, and it isn’t you🙏😤…….

He is in Washington county court😓

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

Wouldn’t jump off a bridge if all my friends did but might try meth or heroin or something

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

Why is @TroyAikman on hgh. Bros hands look massive

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

@wtfwestworld @JettprimeMorgan ^ real recognize real

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

Funny how the phone store(Verizon) can’t pick up the phone

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

The Chinese are gunna be are greatest friend as soon as we can figure something out

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

Having a heart to heart with my parents rn… should I ask their body count?

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

iPhones message search being cap sensitive is some bs

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

All I ever wanted

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

The bois are starting to have kids and Fantasy football might not survive bc of it

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

@DC_Bets_ Missed the 20th in total points lmao oops

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

How de we go from iOS apps getting updates every six months to twice a week. I could have downloaded an app yesterday and it will have an update on the App Store by the next morning

[Not Austin James @AJames007]

@SpaceX Dope

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing: