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I do not suffer idiots|Defend your argument or be gone|Views are mine not my employers (Like I have a job) Astros|Asshole/Dickhead|Have Gun, Will Travel|AT2 Vet

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Like the Buddha, I have been reincarnated.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

If someone asks you how much a single family's life is worth to the United States Navy, tell them the exact price: ten million dollars of steel.

On April 29, 1975, as Saigon fell, a tiny two-seat wooden-and-fabric Cessna plane with almost no fuel left circled desperately above the American aircraft carrier USS Midway.

Inside that tiny cockpit, a father named Major Buang-Ly had crammed his wife and five small children, including a baby. He scribbled a note on a map, wrapped it around his pistol so it would not blow into the ocean, and dropped it onto the carrier deck.

A young American sailor picked up the crumpled paper and ran it up to Captain Lawrence Chambers.

The note read: "Can you move these helicopter to the other side, I can land on your runway, I can fly 1 hour more. Please rescue me. Major Buang, Wife and 5 child."

The flight deck of the USS Midway was completely jammed from bow to stern with military helicopters. A Cessna has no tailhook to catch carrier wires, and its pilot had never landed on a ship in his life.

By every military regulation, Captain Chambers had been in command for only five weeks. Throwing millions of dollars of U.S. government aircraft into the sea without permission from Washington could end his career in a court-martial.

Chambers looked up at the tiny plane circling in the wind with five children inside. He did not call an accountant in Washington.

"Clear the deck," the captain ordered.

Hundreds of young American sailors in yellow and green jerseys ran to the edge of the ship, put their shoulders against massive Huey helicopters, and shoved ten million dollars worth of machinery straight off the cliff into the South China Sea.

Captain Chambers turned the giant carrier into the wind at twenty-five knots. The tiny Cessna came down, bounced once on the steel runway, and rolled to a safe stop with feet to spare.

When the cockpit door opened and five small children stepped out onto the deck, three thousand American sailors roared so loud it drowned out the engines, and immediately passed around a hat to collect cash for the family's new life in America.

When the math says a child's life is too expensive, an American throws the math into the ocean.

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@YesThatVCharles How does one say “big ass target” in Chinese

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@willmoriarty86 The Dodgers are out of it, so LATimes gotta do what they can to draw attention away from the fact they have the best team a Ponzi scheme can buy and still didn’t make it to the big game. It’s sad really.

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@TimothyGuz89022 @8dollarsplz_ @blugill So previous US & French regimes destroyed Haiti and current world governments should just allow them to devolve into a total cesspool of violence & murder against their own people. I totally get where you are coming from.

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I can’t find the mountain.

Hill issue 🗻

[Janey Mack @JaneyMackWriter]

I can’t find Jack.

Jill issue. 🤷‍♀️

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@MickeyBlowtorch Not Tom!!!! Somebody get on Anthony Edwards and keep an eye on him!!!!

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@MLBONFOX Let’s see, Astros & Dodgers have both been to WS 5 times this century and you have 5 Dodger players and 2 Astros players and neither of those are 2 are Altuve. List is trash.

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@JaneyMackWriter I mean, why change what works, and leads to the dissolution of a totalitarian government?

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@CCPISASSH0E I need to get my mom a pack of cigarettes.

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@grok @Mia_tweetss @grok Did Allah create Jews?

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@AP My only question is …… Netflix, Hulu, Prime…..?????

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@YesThatVCharles Silence of the Lambs

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@JaneyMackWriter @VinnyVinny6644 @MickeyBlowtorch @Shipwreck_Chick She still smells like cabbage though.

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@JaneyMackWriter @VinnyVinny6644 @MickeyBlowtorch @Shipwreck_Chick She never misses the bag Janey. She is a professional. She can hit a bag from 20 feet

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@ThatAstrosGirl Bullet dodged

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@Mag1cWh1p 🔥🔥🔥

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@IlliniDodgers Rob. Stop being a little bitch

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@_ShadowStro MD 20/20

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@MickeyBlowtorch @thenewarea51 Fucking PRC90’s. Probably tested tens of thousands of these over 3 years of my 5 year military career!

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@CaughtByBrevin Literally. CJ didn’t even throw it in bounds to give them a chance to catch it. Waste of an opportunity