[ therapists office ]
me: im just so stressed out, med school was hard, residency impossible. Idk what to do
therapist: tell me about a coping mechanism
me: *panicking* i dont think I studied that mechanism
I really wish there was a medical spell check on the iPhone. I promise I’m not trying to say “vascular Jews” - how does it take “vasculature” and turn it into that?! 😑
@staticspacer @FutrsurgPA And all the APPs said AMEN. Thanks for the support! WE can’t do our jobs without YOU either! #bettertogether#PAmedtwitter#teamwork
Husband: “Highly ironic acid?”
Me: “No, I said hyaluronic acid.”
Husband: “It’s weird, bc I’m actually a base.”
Me: 😐😑😐😆
Anyone else have a non-medical SO?
#medtwitter
Note about covid test.
You can get tested on Monday.
Be exposed to covid on Tuesday.
Get a negative result on Wednesday.
Go out to meet people on Thursday.
Be mildly symptomatic on Friday (“But I was negative”) .
Then get tested on Saturday.
Only to be positive on Monday.
Not everyone with COVID19 has fever.
Not everyone with COVID19 has anosmia.
Not everyone with COVID19 has symptoms.
Some will have it and pass it on to others and only realise it when it’s all too late.
Let’s protect each other.
How to stop an outbreak:
Stay at home.
If you can’t, then go out prepared:
Wash hands.
Face mask.
Physical distancing.
Do not touch anything or anyone.
Shower & wipe everything when you get home.
Let’s protect each other.
The nasopharynx goes back, not up.
When you take a nasopharyngeal swab or insert nasogastric tube, NEVER aim upwards towards the brain.
Go LOW and go SLOW.