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occasionally sober. retired soccer player trying to make a living being aggressively average. if conceited means The Best Ever, then yes i am that.

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When I die my parents are gonna have to identify my pukas

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@InvertTheWing Harry Wilson over Rodri

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They paved Palestine and put up a parking lot

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@murf_sauce Pull that up jamie

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@Cait1404 Isn't the whole point of uber that you're allowed to sit in the front seat

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Instead of 30 candles on my cake this year, I got 30 forest fires

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Do you ever have a shooting pain in your chest, realize it's on your right side and think to yourself "thank God, it's just my lungs"

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

oh my god

this is the greatest video ever

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@ufcfooty @07RQuaresma

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

US govt agency demanded suspension of 250k accounts, including journalists & Canadian officials!

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Its crazy to think about how many times I say "how's it going" to some one who says "good" and then we never see each other again

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Next time your girl friend catches you lying say "I wasn't lying, i was fibbing" this is a cute/fun way to get stabbed in the neck. Follow me for more fun life tips

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Girls who wear make up. You can stop if you want, we're all just looking at your boobs. Its 2022 the world is melting

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@Cait1404 Throw a glass of water at the panel its probably over heated. Also THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS

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Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life, because no one is going to pay you to chain smoke joints by a lake

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@ThatEricAlper G Baby

[Brock Jones @brockmjoness]

Black Friday is coming up quick.

Here are 3 ways to make the most of your offers:

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[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

This week democracy is on the ballot so don’t vote for it. Instead of the weirdos running things wouldn’t it be nice to have a handsome king with a cool beard and a magic sword? Vote monarchy. It’s the right choice.

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Avoid eye contact with strangers, it might be love at first sight and in today's economy you just can't afford that

[Juno News @junonewscom]

Text messages between Public Safety Minister Marco Mendicino and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's offices reveal a plan to "get in on the growing narrative" that convoy truckers were "extreme." #POEC

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

I think it’s really cool that Taylor Swift wrote a song from the perspective of the main character in an I Think You Should Leave sketch (sound on):