Allison Kerlegon Eller

I like 📊and 🏈 a lot.

All views expressed are solely mine.

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

@RedditCFB @DraftKings I love that you guys sponsor accounts that think violating restraining orders is a hilarious joke.

[Elmo @elmo]

When both teams are red, it's hard for Elmo to pick which team to root for. Elmo will cheer for both! ❤️

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

@SickosCommittee I've been trying to find that bacon with no luck

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

@RedditCFB so y'all are matching donations since you've been running ads and generating income, yes?

[Alison Posey @AlisonPosey14]

Let’s play a game… which coach doesn’t want to be a part of this Orange Bowl press conference more…

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

Saving this for future me to laugh. Real explanation: scraped from ESPN data who also screwed up originally, which happens sometimes immediately after OT. Just like, not my job to catch and tell the mods lol.

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

@RedditCFB Love it that you guys finally learned what an Achilles tendon is. Please share more anatomy facts!

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

@SickosCommittee Thanks y'all for being the football Twitter account of my dreams ❤️

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

Happy Friday for all those who celebrate. Maybe not the Pac-12 though.

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

@HomefieldApparl is there any chance at getting the homefield magic shirt back in stock? I'm not cool enough for a dad hat, but I can rock tie dye!

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

I wish AI was as good at Power BI as they say it is. None of the complex ideas I've thrown at it have actually worked yet

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

I think one of the most upsetting parts of the Iowa gambling stuff is that no women’s sports were implicated. Ladies it’s 2023, we can break NCAA rules just as well as the men can. Point shaving is for women too!!! Bad day for feminism.

[Yann LeCun @ylecun]

Every economist I know says that it takes 15 to 20 years before a new general purpose technology has a measurable effect on productivity.
The delay is determined by how fast people learn to use it.

So no, AI is not going to cause instant mass unemployment.

It's going to displace jobs over time and make people more productive, just like every other technological revolution before that.

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

We live in a data driven world where we want to make the best choices. All too often, we end up feeling like we live somewhere else... How do we put the pieces together?

Come see me speak today at 11 for Citizen Data Analysts at #apqc23conf

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

go through an ERP implementation and you will understand why everyone just uses excel

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

@emojikitchen what's your favorite kitchen combo with the goose? 🪿

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

@ExcelHumor I feel personally attacked because I worked for that guy in college. At least there's no pie chart with 15+ slices?

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

The true answer, by the way.

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

I love the internet. Now that I have access to all three popular AI chatbots, I like to ask them questions to see how different their responses are. Had to ask the most important question. #istexasbackyet. Received mixed results, none of which matched the site.

[Allison Kerlegon Eller @AKerlegon]

God bless @ChatGPT, who misunderstood the assignment. #hornsdown