Alex Klassen

Just trying to keep my kids alive and my wife from yelling at me

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

Pathetic @Mariners series AGAIN

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

Dan Wilson: “Tough one tonight….bah blah blah” rinse repeat

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

I’m so lucky. In my 41 years of sports fandom, I’ve seen Messi, Jordan and Lebron, Serena, Crosby, Ohtani, & Tiger. My Seahawks win 2 Super Bowls, the Cubs, Sox, and Knicks end decades long curses. Simone, Phelps, and Bolt. And somehow in all that: Oregon never winning a Natty.

[Clint Goss @NFLDraftDome]

Ohio State CB Shawn Springs is the highest drafted ever at his position

🔹2nd Team All-Pro (04); Pro Bowl (98)
🔹Seahawks 35th Anniversary Team
🔹700+ tkls, 100+ PBU, 30+ INT
🅾️All-American (96); 2nd Team (95)
🅾️Big Ten Co-DPOY; 2× All-Big Ten
🅾️Dad, Ron, was an 8 season NFL RB

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

Maybe it’s @AlaskaAir personnel or @flySEA crew but when you go through checked baggage I’d appreciate if you have the courtesy to at least zip up the luggage. Still going through to make sure nothing stolen.

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

All the above 😬

[Marine Layer Podcast @MarineLayerPod]

The Mariners need to take action to change the course of their season. What should they target first?

- DFAing Rob Refsnyder
- Moving Luis Castillo to the bullpen
- Calling up Kade Anderson
- Trading for/away players
- Firing assistant coaches
- Firing Dan Wilson

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

The Mariners are a bad baseball team

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

UW and UO is #2 here and there ain’t a debate

[The Big Ten Huddle 🎙️ @TheBigTenHuddle]

Top 10 Big Ten Rivalries according to Tom Fornelli of CBS Sports

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

And every one of them is better against LHP than Joe and Refsnyder

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

There's now three nearly full sections of shirtless fans in Seattle.

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

The Mariners. Throw any average fuck LHP at us and we’ll get him Cy Young votes.

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

Shitty Manager Dan. Shitty defense. But one fuckin hit.

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

Eat shit OKC

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

WEMBY PUT SHAI & CHET ON A POSTER 😱

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

Reverse psychology

[Bloomberg @business]

Kone agrees to acquire TK Elevator for €29.4 billion including debt, in what will be one of Europe’s biggest-ever private equity exits https://t.co/x05stQoQIv

[Shadow @FeelLikeMafe]

He from federal way. That’s a real demon

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

When will the Ms pull their head out their asses

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

Our pen is trash

[Alex Klassen @AKlassen4]

But just friends right?

[Deadspin @Deadspin]

Mike Vrabel Skipping Patriots Press Conference Amid Offseason Controversy
https://t.co/qbPJw9ZDQa