allison.

I I'm not much into healthfood, I am into champagne. (but not really because it gives me terrible hangovers)

[allison. @ALLIwalcheck]

Drinking wine and eating frozen pizza on a Friday night. Might take a bath. I'm living my best 'divorced 40yo woman' life.

[allison. @ALLIwalcheck]

@robin_ficker advertising as a MAGA republican during @RuPaul drag race is just such a waste of your donors money. And I’m thrilled

[James Palmer @JamesPalmerTV]

Travis Kelce told Justin Tucker he needed to move because their QB Patrick Mahomes had to warm up. So Kelce kicked his ball away and threw his helmet. 😂

[hi @realitea_time]

Watching Sandoval and Rachel get EATEN up for 3 hours from my couch like
#PumpRules #pumprulesreunion

[CANDIACE @TherealCANDIACE]

Put “Dust to Sidechicks” on a shirt. #Pumprules

[CANDIACE @TherealCANDIACE]

Ariana is better than all of us. I would have burned everything down. #pumprules

[allison. @ALLIwalcheck]

I’m not sure if anyone works harder than the bartender on the morning shift at an airport bar.

[allison. @ALLIwalcheck]

The older I get the more I feel for miss Ungerrmeyer

[hemphippie @hemphippiee]

People running to Twitter to find it TikTok is down

[allison. @ALLIwalcheck]

Okay hear me out: ultimate frisbee guys give off the same energy as horse girls.

[allison. @ALLIwalcheck]

Mental Illness is cool because sometimes you can’t sleep and other times you have dream where instead of normal birds we only have flamingos.

[Siegs @alli_sieg]

All of you “financially conservative, but socially liberal” dudes from Bumble have been awful quiet for the last week…

[allison. @ALLIwalcheck]

@ChipotleTweets @Ed_hardy79 because he’s been a travel nurse on the front lines since March 2020!

[allison. @ALLIwalcheck]

I’m ready to leave the bedside to pursue my real dream of opening a plant shop/ dog rescue hybrid. Pots and pets? Fur and Ferns? Name still open to suggestions.

[allison. @ALLIwalcheck]

What in the criminal minds is this?

[Nathan Baca @NathanBacaTV]

When I asked anti-abortion activist Lauren Handy what homicide detectives pulled out of her house Wednesday, she only said, “people will freak out when they hear.” @DCPoliceDept now says it found 5 fetuses. @wusa9

[allison. @ALLIwalcheck]

I gave up Tiktok for lent. Someone tell the tallow tok lady that I haven’t given up on her.

[allison. @ALLIwalcheck]

@Julia__Garrett Hey thanks for bringing me to that. It’s still a story I tell at parties

[allison. @ALLIwalcheck]

Not a happy tweet: I wish patients’ families knew how often their nurses go home and cry about their family member. Choose kindness friends. It goes a long way

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

A nurse should not pay more in federal taxes than a billionaire.

[allison. @ALLIwalcheck]

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