Colin Allstun

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@mrsashleykernan It’s no bones for sure

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@jonboyd2011 Now you’ll win 5 with a rookie instead of 6 with Matt

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@jonboyd2011 Mitchburgh

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@mrsashleykernan

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I now remember why guys just use 2 in 1 suave I’ve had to google which comes first shampoo or conditioner 3 straight days now

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@jonboyd2011 You got a little too much dip on your chip talking about the king like that

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@jonboyd2011 The goat aka smokin Jay Cutler

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@erinraii I saw this earlier and though total Harding vibes Was this actually at Harding?

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Why can’t eating snack packs be an Olympic sport i’d bring home gold

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@jonboyd2011 Bout it

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Growing up I thought the joker was crazy then I realized their are actually people who buy a dozen eggs and don’t check the container for cracks before purchase. Be safe people

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How it feels trying to get the new Xbox

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How’s @UberEats? @DoorDash thinks this is my front door apparently.

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@jonboyd2011 Hooters wings are subpar

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@MrAlexDavidson Al you ignorant slut

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Can anyone honestly look me in the eyes and tell me Man! I feel like a woman by Shania Twain doesn’t slap?

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@FFHitman Interesting @CooperKupp doesn’t like goofy movie considering the song better describe his ADP. To stand out Above the crowd
Even if I gotta shout out loud
'Til mine is the only face you see
Gonna stand out 'til you notice me

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@CooperKupp is hands down one of the most disrespected players in the league getting 89th in the league after last year is a joke!

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Any time I have a conversation with someone who hates on the movie Hotrod https://t.co/F493IulFqu

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Any one else just holding out till they get their shot to be like the ee er background guy on the box?