Alex Davidson

Quality not quantity

[Alex Davidson @MrAlexDavidson]

Peter: "Jesus, what is the meaning of life?"
*crowd leans in*
Jesus: "Ball is life."
*crowd goes wild*

[Alex Davidson @MrAlexDavidson]

@jonboyd2011 "I've been watching you dad, ain't that cool
I'm your buckaroo, I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are
We got cowboy boots and camo pants
Yeah we're just alike, hey ain't we dad
I wanna do everything you do
So I've been watching you"

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@GrandePAPI_21 Come visit Nashville and I'll show you some real country music. Couldn't stand most of it when I moved but I've been converted

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"Looks great! Little full, lotta sap"

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@BruceThoele @Kustang619 Put me in center coach! @Kustang619

[Alex Davidson @MrAlexDavidson]

@ALLSTUNer Almost slaps as hard as the banger: Suds in the Bucket

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@GrandePAPI_21 They seem like a parody. But it isn't... It's legit the president.

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@ALLSTUNer It's a St. Louis thing dawg. Didn't realize that until I moved away. You better have a joke ready or you would get shamed hard

[Alex Davidson @MrAlexDavidson]

I'm seeing a lot of Panera (St. Louis Bread Co.) slander... but their mac n cheese is bomb. I should know, I have the diet of a small child.

[Alex Davidson @MrAlexDavidson]

@TimsBlake I take it back 😂

[Alex Davidson @MrAlexDavidson]

@TimsBlake This is a really thought provoking tweet. You did well. But the delivery could have been more powerful if put on a different medium to reach a larger audience.

[Alex Davidson @MrAlexDavidson]

The girl at the drive thru window at Zaxby's just told me I had pretty eyes and I think my self confidence has peaked

[Alex Davidson @MrAlexDavidson]

Dan spilled his drink at breakfast this morning and the waitress asked if he needed a sippy cup and I said yes. She brought him his next drink in this 😂 get roasted Danny

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@ALLSTUNer Did you not shake the bottle before and just get the juice? Amateur.

[Alex Davidson @MrAlexDavidson]

I don't often publically profess the nerdy side of me, but with fortnite reviving the gaming scene I figured I'd showcase some of my favorite moments from my decade of gaming:

https://t.co/oibCmkF5l9

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@David_Scorzelli One is supposed to open in Rochester this month! I've had a gift card that I've been saving for the moment it opens.

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@leeleehiines Elvis Presley

[Alex Davidson @MrAlexDavidson]

A girl once told me I was "cute but not daddy material" and I think I internalized that for better or for worse

[Alex Davidson @MrAlexDavidson]

Surprised my mom by coming home from NY for the weekend!

[Alex Davidson @MrAlexDavidson]

su evas su pleh namdam a si poolF

[Alex Davidson @MrAlexDavidson]

"What's the argument here? NBA, WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke. I love sports, I love jokes. Room for all" - Dwight Schrute https://t.co/tRqv3LMhQZ