Alfred Lord Tension

Glawster Doggerellist . See some of my stuff on My book IT COULD HAVE BEEN VERSE (a complete Glawster season available from me) pm me.

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@GoatXCric Steve Smith shouldn’t be playing cricket. Cheat

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@neilfissler Old sports adage ‘Never go back’

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@jam_rugby Different world

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@andywyman When I first started playing in late 50s it was lemons. Oranges? Games gone soft…

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@DanJNelson @Conservatives @reformparty_uk Opportunist

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

This is called Seasons Greetings

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

Watching BBC2 The Proms. There must be a composer saying behind their hand.
‘ You’ll never guess what I got them to pay money to listen to. ‘

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@_PhilWorld @rugbyontnt @maroitoje @StuartWHOGG_ @TomMay1 Saracens accountants will find a way

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@TheRugbyPaper They must be searching down the back of the biggest sofa in the world

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@TheRugbyPaper @RugbyTimes I remember when they could

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@jayrad198900 @bbctms Wrongs never make rights. #Whataboutary

[Shane Byrne @shaney1982]

@bbctms Would we eulogise if Ben Johnson went on to win a 100m without cheating? Amazing player, still a cheat.

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@miffythegamer @jemmy_wood Wasn’t Johnson married to a woman named Owen around the time this girl was born?

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@bmay Six votes gone in this family

[Old Centralians @OldCents]

We are looking to start our youth section back up 🙏💙💛 please help spread the word @GloucsAcademy @swsportsnews @local_rugby

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@carryonkeith That’s an old one, he usually says he was on his bike.

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@joannewillkins3 @elenicourea You think being under oath will make a difference?

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@BBCGlos The road through Churchdown is going to be dangerously narrow.
#vanityproject

[Alfred Lord Tension @ALTension]

@g_gosden Although failing every test
They really did do their best
The problem was, though they’d clap
Their best was absolutely crap
#stillabuffoon