Lance Howell

songwriter/player of guitars

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

There's a big part of me that's tempted to buy these just to wear to random social events and make people uncomfortable. I don't even own a bike... https://t.co/NEsLzCeTqQ

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

I've found that jamesmcmurtryofficial 's "Complicated Game" record is the perfect soundtrack to cook a good chili to. Give it a try. You'll see. https://t.co/HO3le1L0gh

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

I'm sitting on the couch and Liam put in his Star Wars game. Then this happens...
#starwars #maytheforcebewithyou #johnwilliams https://t.co/SPjR9lYvVg

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

What's the main perk of recording at home you ask????
I've yet to put pants on today.... https://t.co/RovN4vUP0k

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

New @strandofoaks is killer. Jump on it friends. https://t.co/A4xmSYhuMa

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

@ToddFarrellJr I like good a heather grey shirt.

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

This pic of nickofferman makes me think that if Buzz Lightyear were a real person it should unequivocally be Nick Offerman? This is a revelation I was unprepared for… https://t.co/F0GQhwT7YS

[Chris Johnson @TheChalls]

Facebook and Instagram are down, causing a surge in tweets and a shortage in FarmVille crops.

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

My hair is the perfect representation of how productive I've been with anything today... https://t.co/AGdi9SOEmF

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

Getting my Adult Boys Thunderband fix in today. #neverforget #abductedagain #gainesville devon_and_the_distants micyclebicyclaytor https://t.co/15SnxehVsi

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

Welp......I'm officially the Dad at the park that breaks out the WD-40 to stop the swings from squeaking SO loud. Next stop phone holster and white New Balance shoes...
#WD40… https://t.co/idkjH2CjSi

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

My wife sees an aisle of vases and obscure bottles, I see the opportunity to make all the great jugband music I can accomplish in a 5 minute period... 😎 https://t.co/5hsy3qimC4

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

Liam is making me make phone calls to someone doing a bad job. Think I nailed it. https://t.co/LCVSpzWQBG

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

Made it home from Nashville. Good times with a bunch of great folks. Thanks so much to @cyninma for having me for her birthday bash. I had a blast dusting off the old tunes and breaking… https://t.co/TLsYYCnNKu

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

@five_spot Tonight with a bunch of pals. See y'all soon Nashville!
@benchmarksmusic @realmattwoods @chriswattsband @peganmalmer https://t.co/6dTuDsU8AN

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

The front of the Kentucky Rest Area blew my mind. https://t.co/lqcg3aDZlG

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

Well Kentucky, you've done it. You're in the running for "Weirdest Rest Area In The Country". Congratulations!!! https://t.co/I2McLNbdo2

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

This Saturday in Nashville at @five_spot. @realmattwoods @benchmarksmusic @chriswattsband Megan Palmer and myself hit the stage. Saddle up Nashville, let's get weird. https://t.co/RobNeTlcMS

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

Here's the thing guys. Springsteen's "Magic" is a kickass rock record. You didn't give it enough attention. "Radio Nowhere" is straight punk. "Livin In The Future" is the new "Tenth Avenue… https://t.co/5Lfcmop0Sx

[Lance Howell @ALanceHowell]

(Genie breaks out a big onion to begin dinner preparations)
Me: "That's a big onion!"
Genie: "You'e just used to the onions we usually get. This is a yell-"
(Cuts Genie off with stupid… https://t.co/Cqkn2QYLWz