Shaggy

You deserve forehead kisses and back rubs

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

"Heath came in with his handsome face
And his hair down
And he smelled like cake
And he just gave me free food and left?!!

Don't act like this isn't your greatest fantasy too!
It was like the cover of a Harley Quinn novel."

- Lucy (Gourmet Hound)

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

Not everyone will appreciate that you've evolved beacuse they still have a particular version of you stuck in their head.
Their problem though, not yours.
Evolve as you please.

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

Right now I'm in a space of mind I wanna be in like all the time.

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

me: *drops something*
me: *stares down at it in disappointment for a few seconds before picking it up*

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

Feelings are the new plague.

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

I hate getting flashbacks from things i don’t want to remember.

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

Hoes Mad.

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

It costs $200 to go see a therapist but it costs $0 to tell yourself "it be like that sometimes."

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

Girls be tryna “🥺” their way outta everything.

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

hmmm. hmm. i think today is a day to wrap myself in a large blanket and lie very still

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

I would like one large order of intimacy and affection pls. With fries.

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

Can we just stay in bed and cuddle forever?

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

“ooooohhh” I say as I still dont understand.

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

Not to sound like a golden retriever but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did.
Indescribable.

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

Boys be like I'm bilingual i speak English and to other bitches.

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

NSFW

'nother stupid fuckin Wednesday.

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

2 Moods :

1. tryna fuck
2. fuckin tryin

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

@bowtiewizard Do u think he does that with EVERY member that gets cold?

[Shaggy @ALifeTimeLegacy]

@thevirdas