Why do people bait the Porch Pirates with glitterbombs?
Waste of perfectly good glitter, if you ask me.
They should use fire ants, wasps, ticks, or bedbugs.
Put those little fuckers to good use for a change.
HOLY MOLY - US Forces have just launched a third wave of missile strikes against Iran. Explosions are sounding across the coast and Iranian air defenses are active.