If you are considering buying a @Dell or @Alienware laptop, DON'T. My BRAND NEW, BUILT-TO-ORDER laptop has had FOUR service calls since 10-20. I received it on 9-29. Now, @Dell says I am past the 30day return/refund date. #DontGetWhatYouPayFor#DellDoesntCare
Got set up on a blind date.
She brought the dog.
She was in a wheelchair.
I stood her up.
She fell for me.
Dancing with her was a drag.
Put her back in the chair.
That's how she rolls.
Date didnt count.
It was invalid.
#Humor#LightenUp
I'm such a sap. I can't watch @TheEllenShow and #EllensGreatestNight. The emotional rollercoaster from my grief for the recipients, to the elation of fist received was too much to handle. I DID record it to watch in parts. #EllenDeGeneresIsTheBest
Just read an article where @CharlizeAfrica wants a potential suitor to "grow a pair" and ask her out. I have a pair, but wouldn't want our date to revolve around them. Well, maybe our second date ...
HEY, @CharlizeAfrica ... slip into my DMs. #AGuyCanDream
@MollyRingwald something that has bugged me for years. In Breakfast Club, Claire gives John her earring, I swear the first time I saw it, John gave her the screw he had removed from door? Did I just IMAGINE alternate ending? #FavoriteMovie#BetterEnding
@RyanSeacrest if you at Aulani Resort tonight, please ask why Live with Kelly and Ryan left our airwaves as of yesterday. No more Kelly and Ryan :sad face: #GiveThemHellRyan#KHONstoppedLive