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[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

The devil works hard but the UNI police work harder

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

@pinotgringa Yes! A lot of dark humor!

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

I’m 23 and I have a “myWalgreens” rewards card for when I go down the street to shop at Walgreens. please do not ask me how I am doing.

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

@katkeel50 @DyeDye_McFryy I don’t think a year would pass where I don’t think about this and you guys lol. I already was thinking about it when I saw Halloween decorations at Walgreens the other day!!

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

@b_hamsterwheel And that’s on his insecurity ☺️

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

@b_hamsterwheel Bitch what about the jalapeño chips and ice cream 🤔

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

My downstairs neighbor can’t afford gas to take her son to school but can afford to smoke cigarettes outside of her apartment and harass me every single day.

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

Has anyone ever been to Aldis and everyone shopping in the store IS NOT trying to check out at the same time?!?!???!! I want to conduct a study on why everyone at Aldis always is checking out at the same damn time.

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

I can’t date because one time a guy told me his favorite artist was Brantley Gilbert and he was getting a tattoo in the shape of a cross with Brantley Gilbert lyrics as the outline of the cross and I...... immediately lost all feelings.. I had no choice but to end it

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

Contrary to popular belief, owning a Chevy Silverado does not give you a personality.

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

@pinotgringa Thank you.... much appreciated in these hard times of being straight

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

@pinotgringa Honestly sounds like ever person I’ve ever dated tho

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

Facebook really hates seeing single women thriving lmao

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

Me: *says nothing*
Older lady in nursing home: “what did you say?”
Me: .....“I didn’t say anything”
Older lady: “what?! I can’t hear you”
Me: 🙂

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

@kuyajosho @b_hamsterwheel @MorganTetzner this was equivalent to my blacked out texts on Morgan’s bday

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

@b_hamsterwheel @disneyplus “I have an ex that doesn’t deserve to finish the Mandalorian.” IM ROLLING 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

@b_hamsterwheel @MaryH3206 I was that obnoxious person in the back and probably always will be unfortunately

[amanpa @AMANDAPLZZZZZ]

@b_hamsterwheel Never have. Can’t relate.

[brandibitch @b_hamsterwheel]

Okay, @chrisdelia is now my favorite stand up comedian.