kïm

doing my best

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she/her, friendly neighborhood chaos bisexual

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[kïm @pinotgringa]

I don't want my friends to be gay because I'm attracted to them, I want my friends to be gay because heterosexuality is a curse

[David, Historian Martial Artist🥊 @DavidLeftyMA]

Kurt Vonnegut said “We’ll go down in history as the first society that wouldn't save itself because it wasn't cost effective” and damn if that isn't exactly how this is all playing out

[kïm @pinotgringa]

I scrolled back on someone's LinkedIn experience and it has middle school track and field in addition to their phd

[kïm @pinotgringa]

is ozdust supposed to be cocaine in wicked

[kïm @pinotgringa]

Very nice of them to drop the wicked movie after Spotify wrapped stops tracking for the year so "dancing through life" doesnt become my top song

[kïm @pinotgringa]

The funniest thing about seeing the Jonas Brothers concert on 9/11 is that my phone randomly gives me 9/11 flashbacks but it's just nick jonas

[🪬 chloe 🪬 @romainxlettuce]

“What radicalized you” — idk empathy apparently

[kïm @pinotgringa]

@shampooineye WYM you're going alone. I live in the same city lmao

[yocheved 🇵🇸 @yocheved4ever]

It's actually so simple ....

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i was not under any illusions that this country was a warm and loving place for minorities but i guess i am a little taken aback by the number of people who would literally put them in a meat grinder if they thought it would save them a dollar on eggs

[vic 🧸 @itwillcomebacks]

when i go to the club i want to hear this club classic

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓐lexis 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @mupbrina]

“You block people over politics?” I’ll block people if they say something too mean about a Muppet

[kïm @pinotgringa]

I can't ever leave the city. Watching people who don't know how to parallel park attempting to do it is my superbowl

[kïm @pinotgringa]

What if you die and get to heaven and God just shows you a cringe compilation of your life

[kïm @pinotgringa]

Yeah I just put a Hozier song in the playlist I made about our relationship so I guess you could say things are getting more serious

[kïm @pinotgringa]

Whenever I talk shit on the dodgers, know I am excluding shohei otani, prince of Japan, and his cute ass dog

[kïm @pinotgringa]

Why is my Instagram feed mourning Liam Payne as if he were a family member

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

"How is this race close" because of the electoral college. That's literally it. America has convincingly rejected Trump twice and every indicator says we will again. It's tedious to say because it's a hopeless cause but we can't lose sight of the fact that America hates Trump.

[kïm @pinotgringa]

"what was in that pill you gave me when I was drunk?"

"gabapentin, you were having a panic attack."

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

Considering how many times our tax dollars have bailed out airlines, they should be flying people away from natural disasters for free. Nobody should be paying American, Delta, Southwest or whoever for a flight out. They definitely shouldn’t be able to price gouge tickets!

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

undocumented migrants are stealing your jobs, your welfare AND your houses. they're also doing all the crimes. this is the republican platform. its objectively untrue and also insane.