Alyssa Gubler

Only dead fish go with the flow.

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

I just entered: Together Together with Harry Styles in NYC. You can too! b921utah https://t.co/Z9ra9n48TL

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

I love B92.1 b921utah https://t.co/Z9ra9n48TL

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

@ChaseSupport On Thursday your system was rebooting so I gave you a call back number and you never called me back. Since then I’ve tried to contact you back at least 5 times and your system disconnects me before I get to speak to a real person (anywhere between 5-15 minutes). CS?

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

My phone was across the room from me and I said “accio phone” so see if I was secretly a wizard. I can neither confirm nor deny anything that may or may not have happened.

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

If you don’t like a picture on someone’s account, simply don’t look at it. It’s not that hard.

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

Mother trucker dude. That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

STUPID NBC

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

*Everyone scramming to binge watch it as many times as they can before it’s gone*

[Netflix @netflix]

We're sad that NBC has decided to take The Office back for its own streaming platform — but members can binge watch the show to their hearts' content ad-free on Netflix until January 2021

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

Sleep? What is sleep?

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

Could really use some chocolate right now.

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

Dear Winco,
Please start playing music in your stores like every other grocery store.
Sincerely,
A music loving Winco shopper

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

Why do the hunky doctors on Grey’s think it’s ok to hit golf balls off the roof of the hospital that’s right in the middle of the city? Are they looking for more surgeries? Because they’ll get more surgeries that way for sure!

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

Anxiety

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

Don’t you hate it when you put your hair up and there’s that one hair that’s too tight and you can’t find it and it keeps tugging on your head all day? #girlstruggles

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

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[NattyNatasha @Natty656_]

Your ex is drowning and your third emoji is your reaction.

[Jojo @JojoSavea]

I love it when my friend flip me off in text because that’s love bruh

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

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THESE ARE ALL THE FOODS I CURRENTLY CANNOT EAT!!!!!!

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

Why won’t people explain?

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

Chicken has a smell

[Alyssa Gubler @AMN516]

I am not a morning person