Madison Nelson

I’m just waiting to go viral 🤷🏼‍♀️ she/her

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

Should I make a thread of my favorite mutual bios I find?

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“Worry not. I am your milk forecaster.” -Bekah

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“Oh! It’s my Christian email!” -Bekah

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“It’s probably just uterus, like moose.” -Colton

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“Am I the kind of guy who aught to have an apron?” -Dad

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“That was very suppository of you.” -Bekah

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“I don’t want to go to work today. I want to sit in the faculty room and eat cheese.” -Nat

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“I had a really funny thought this morning… about life expectancy.” -Emma

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“It’s called Marsian Poop.” -Sally
“Mushroom Soup!” -Dave

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“So I’m going to be the one going to jail?… okay 🤷🏼‍♀️” -Curtis

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“Let me know if that’s going to be part of the reunion so I can quit my job and start puzzling full time.” -Sherry

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“Hand me a cantaloupe and I’m a happy man.” -Ty

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“Maybe the real chair is the friends we made along the way.” -Kinzie

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“That’s why I don’t believe in science.” -Colton

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“They speak Spain.” -Sally

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“I’m not going to point to my toes on the table.” -Sally

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“Dang it! I was studying the squirrel!” -Emma

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“Did she say the shit word?” -Sam

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“Jack Attack: The Night Of The Shrooms Volume 1” -Ty

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“He seems like he could have a cool personality, but he just kind of looks like a toe.” -Bekah

[Madison Nelson @maddub23]

“I have stuff everywhere. I’m a mess. I should put a bra on.” -Mom