aMr

I think I'm pretty great. So. That's it.

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

Those were his grandchildren

[Miami Marlins @Marlins]

Wanted: A very good boy

Reward: a dream day at @loanDepotpark

[suzanne hampson @Bookssuz]

I need help! My son Griffin Wallace Higgs was diagnosed with cancer at 18. He died in Nov 2025. He was 28. In addition to arranging his funeral, closing his bank accounts, transferring his assets, cancelling his cell phone and myriad other tasks no parent should have to think about I have been trying to deal with @Ticketmaster to get the @foofighters tickets he purchased months ago. I have the order number for the 4 tickets he purchased. I have a letter from a lawyer saying I’m his next of kin. Ticketmaster refuses to access the tickets. They are essentially stealing from his estate. If the bank withheld his account and money it would be fraud. @Ticketmaster told me to get a lawyer. This cannot be the process. This cannot be just. Someone please help. All that remains now is for his brothers to enjoy this concert at @Rogers_Stadium leaving his seat empty in his honour. Someone? Anyone? Has anyone had to deal with this insanity while grieving? @CBCCanada

[In pLy, Ran(s) 🌧️🌲⚾ @lyagonalcutters]

They got @heygoldy's son Jackson to read off the copyright blurb and Goldy had no idea 😂

[REN @Renn_on_twtt]

He picked his son up the same way he had since he was a baby❤️

[greg @greg16676935420]

Freddy: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: We’ll do whatever it takes to get you there

Me: My flight got canceled

American Airlines: Dang that’s crazy here’s a link to our FAQ

[Adam Lewis @AdamLewisPI]

Taking out your best pitcher after 66 pitches when he’s dominating because you don’t want to hurt Luis Castillo’s feelings is not a choice a serious team makes.

[Seattle Police Department @SeattlePD]

We are getting reports of people climbing trees in Pioneer Square to get a better view.
1)That’s not safe. Please stop.
2)While you’re at it, keep off the pergola.

[aMr @AMReihl]

I'm afraid @hyphen18 is going to get bullied relentlessly if Australia can't score at least one 😅

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Jage @thejagepage]

it’s funny because it’s bigger than a normal hat

[Be Believing @Be_Believing]

In Australia, the captain of this football team went into the stands after his team won the championship to get their waterboy, who has Down's Syndrome, so they could celebrate together. 🙌

[chabby4cappy 🍕 @Soucer23]

Not so funny when you’re the one being filmed crying cause you got ran through by a hockey team without consent now is it

[Elizabeth🦒 @oceana_roll]

Jean Ralphio

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[Seattle Mariners ON Tap @MarinersONTap]

Julio Rodriguez said the player on the Marines he would LEAST want to date his sister is Cole Young 🤣

(via @minakimes)

[Magnetic Norse @MagneticNorse]

Get you a woman who will soccer kick a mountain lion to save her goat

[Seattle Mariners ON Tap @MarinersONTap]

JOSH NAYLOR GRAND SLAM GIVES THE MARINERS A 5-1 LEAD.

WOW! 🔥

[Bryan Woo Enjoyer @CyYoungWoo]

Next time Framber pitches