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At least I don't use corpo talk; parody account

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@kinkyybandit Could you blame them? Why the fuck Amanda gotta order 15 boxes of water?!

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Hello everyone, soon I will update on happenings at my specific workplace and how the problems my workplace has is more common among other logistics facilities than you think.

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This route has been taking longer than usual... 🤔

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Remember that boxes shouldn't be sticking out of the bags when stowing, all bags MUST be zipped for the drivers (information in the photo censored for privacy)

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@SenJohnYudichak @PennsylvaniaDEP 🙌 the future is bright!!!

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@amazon @LinkedIn Quantity doesn't always equal quality, even then the quality of the workplace within the same company will always differ (ps do not work for Walmart they don't care for the workers)

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First things first though, please don't hook equipment onto things they're not supposed to be on, breaking equipment means it will be months before it can get fixed or replaced

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Changing things up, I will talk more about the job here and tips that will help with understanding the job more (I'll still shitpost though)

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wtf?!

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Today was AAAAAA

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@amazon >not adding everything you want to wish list and forgetting to buy it

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@Rhapsody_Media @NETAPORTER @semrush @BurgerKingUK @Nike Absolutely CLEAN work 🔥🔥

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@amazon 🍫 buy her a block of chocolate the size of a door

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@amazon 🏈 SPORTS! 🏈

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@SantuHemram007 I'm just an employee so I don't have much reach, sorry my man
Do keep looking though, one of my former managers now goes around opening new facilities so keep them eyes peeled https://t.co/4ucenj0ssH

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Well hello friend :)

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@PhotoFusionAZ @amazon Sorry to hear about this, usually drivers have stops in the triple digits and are on a tight schedule so they usually go for a place like the lobby to drop them off, at least that's what I have heard from fellow drivers

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@702delivery Next time this happens please write down the code you see in the picture on the back of the truck and call the incident report line 844-311-0406 though do note that most of the semi drivers are 3rd party, and it ends up out of amazon's jurisdiction

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The great cycle 0 purge of 2022..

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The evening shift really be hitting different (super quiet)

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What's an Amazonian's favorite graveyard shift restaurant? Waffle House! (Sorry west coast)