Adam

26 / tweeting from the toilet

[Adam @AM_Rush_]

@JonasBurnthal @velodus Yes

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is gayer than having sex with a man

[thanatos @PEZOLCFTD]

I HAVE A PARASOCIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MOON. MAYBE ONE DAY SHE WILL NOTICE ME.

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

Would only require a couple hundred calories to flay his skin from his body using a rusty butter knife

[Ann🌺✨ @Salamandrea_]

El chaleco antibalas fue creado por una mujer así que espero que sea fiel a sus principios y no haga uso de él.

[non-insane automaton @steelydante]

i like am very much an album person to a point where oftentimes like the sequences of albums are burned into my brain just as much as the individual songs like hearing one song and not having it followed by the other one just feels wrong

[Media with 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐌 Music @FittingDoomIMGs]

This can only work if he is given 1 page of dialogue and dies 10-15 mins into the movie.

Then the main role is given to a B or C list actor whose role is being a Day-One Cadet who is struggling to survive and is constantly reinforcing new squadmates throughout the movie.

The movie ends with the cadet (heavily injured and out of stims) successfully calling in an extraction. Just before he/she can successfully extract, another reinforced helldiver cadet lands on top of our protagonist with their hellpod and extracts confused on where everyone has gone. Camera pans up to sky showing multiple super destroyers appear launching their own helldivers.

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[Lubber - UFOrceur 50 @lubber204]

Les conservateurs ils gagnent, leur idéologie est majoritaire, leurs pédophiles préférés sont tous au pouvoir, tout est fait pour eux et ils chialent quand même c'est dingue

[mastiff @m4stiff]

personally i think his neck just did that

[esoteric boytwink @gutnuggets]

i took her to my birdhouse and i beaked it

[JustANormalGuy @totallynormal58]

@prezoh Never falling for any of these posts since I know this world isn’t kind enough to give me any good news

[♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪ LIVE TWEETING WC ⚽️🇲🇽 @manzanei]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

i've had like 600 mg of caffeeine today which has given me the ability to read people's minds and they're all mad at me

[Adam @AM_Rush_]

@prkr_worldwide @literally_chad @ashleysbored You’re not the expert on the contents of my pockets, Mr Worldwide

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Pedro Pascal looks nothing like the game Joel yet for some reason that doesn't make these guys mad.

[Adam @AM_Rush_]

@RedBluePill1 @PapaBear6910 @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN F0ll0w y0ur l34d3r, b1tch

[ant @miscompiled]

my life a videogame, goat simulator