Opening Day analysis:
Cody Mayo is gonna be just fine
Ryan Helsey is a dawg
Adley is much better when not swinging for the fences
Everything was Brandon Hyde's fault
WE. ARE. SO. BACKKKKKK. TREVOR FRICKEN ROGERS YOU DAWG. ARE YOU KIDDING?! COLTON COWSER GETS EM IN. BLAZE LIKES TO ADD ON. RYAN HELSLEY SLAMS THE DOOR SHUT ON OPENING DAY. IT FEELS SO GOOD TO TWEET THIS AGAIN I CANT EVEN EXPLAIN…
PLAY. THE. DAMN. SONG.
I’m watching the show “Paradise” with my wife, and after a Mets and a Cardinals reference, I told her that one of these writers is definitely a baseball fan. Absolutely confirmed now with a Castellanos doomsday walk-off home run. Brilliantly done. Outstanding show, by the way.
After his electric performance in the World Baseball Classic (see what I did there?), it’s an honor to officially induct Ondřej Satoria as our first honorary member in the WBC wing of the Hall of Pretty Good.
Satoria, an electrical engineer as well as a pretty good ballplayer, captured the hearts of baseball fans all over the world in 2023 after striking out Shohei Ohtani. He then returned to the World Baseball Classic this year and threw 4.2 shutout innings against Japan (Shohei was reportedly too scared to face him a second time).
While we are not doing our typical voting style for this special honor, the HoPG’s Instagram broadcast channel voted 928 to 10 in favor of bestowing Ondřej Satoria with this special induction.
Ondřej Satoria represents us all, a hardworking man who plays the beautiful game of baseball with passion and respect. It is truly an honor to induct him as our very first honorary member.
It doesn’t get any more pretty good than that. 🇨🇿
2024 Orioles first round pick Vance Honeycutt has played in three games this spring. He’s gotten one at bat in all of them. He’s hit a home run every time
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