Joe Papparotto

Baseball | Baltimore | Blink-182 specialist | Father of 3 | Former MASN, WBAL-TV producer | Rick Dempsey told me I had a good slider

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The best part about being an Orioles fan is that one day we’ll all be dead

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Boston Red Sox are acquiring three-time All-Star catcher Adley Rutschman in a trade with the Baltimore Orioles, sources tell ESPN.

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Just finished the Dane Cook doc on Netflix. What an absolutely crazy story. You can unblock me now @DaneCook

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@ParkerSports @FOXBaltimore I think you’re right. 4th Quarterback did an acoustic set if I recall correctly.

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

Sources: The #Falcons are signing K Jake Moody off the #Ravens practice squad and adding him to their 53-man roster.

Moody hit a 53-yard FG for Baltimore on Sunday and is now poised to take over in Atlanta.

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@WBALPete I’ve never felt so alive. Should’ve tried this approach the whole time.

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My other teams have made me numb enough to follow the Wizards this year... for now. Fun team to watch despite the record. Dybansta is a highlight reel.

[BMORE Reeta @theNFLchick]

Good morning yall. I am waiting for instructions from the Etsy witch to reverse the curse 😭😭😭 i paid for it

[MLB Japan @MLBJapan]

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#MLBxFukuoka を
キャッチャー目線で振り返る👀
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アダム・ジョーンズ🇺🇸の
豪快ホームランがコチラ🔽

#MLBx @MLBXofficial

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Maryland should be “sports”

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

A map of what bad thing each state in America ranks the highest in.

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@barstoolsports He’s on the payroll…

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Hi, I’m Joe…and Baltimore sports have ruined my life.

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MEWWWWWDYYYYYY

[CulturedUpdatez @CulturedUpdatez]

Marlon Humphrey says Baltimore Ravens fans are always “freaking out” and complaining about losses, revealing that someone even told him after a victory that they almost lost noting that it’s starting to become “infectious”

Marlon: "When are they not freaking out to be honest? I've won a ball game and you know what someone said? They told me, y'all almost lost today. Like, did we win or not?”

Marlon: "[Anthony] Weaver [Ravens Defensive Coordinator] said something, one of the guys came in and was like, yeah man, it's really not healthy, the stigma that's like placed on us from our own, from our own fans."

Host: "You gotta let them know sometimes, bro. Especially out here [Baltimore], bro, they're so Vociferous."

Marlon: "I'm like, I don't really care to do that, but it is somewhat, it's possibly become infectious." 

Marlon: "Actually, I don't really care that much to really be like actually caring, but some people really do."

(via @marlon_humphrey) [CulturedUpdatez]

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Can they split their receipts in half too?

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

CVS is splitting into two companies in a major reversal of the mergers that created its $117 billion healthcare empire https://t.co/Fj7iZ1L1lL

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Stepped in that players lot pothole

[Jeff Zrebiec @jeffzrebiec]

Minter said that K Tyler Loop is dealing with “something” and could go on IR.

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The life of the party just left. Farewell!

[Andy Kostka @afkostka]

The Orioles are declining first baseman Ryan Mountcastle’s $7.5 million club option, per source, making Mountcastle a free agent

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“He’ll get killed behind this o line.” Quite literally any qb not named Lamar Jackson will too. Doesn’t matter who’s back there.

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Knee jerk reaction: Maybe a season saver for the fans would be to get Joe Flacco back. Although the Bengals would want a good return knowing the Ravens are desperate. I just couldn’t handle watching Cooper Rush again.

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Hi, I’m Joe…and Baltimore sports have ruined my life.

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I can live with a loss due to multiple QB injuries. It is what it is. But I can’t deal with a loss because of Tyler Loop’s continuous incompetence.