A MoistTortoise

Just a dude figuring life out at this point

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

Socials to follow me on!
Instagram: ColbySchmidt97 (All my photography)
Kick: AMoistTortoise (Streaming may resume)
TikTok: A_moisttortoise

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

Follow me on threads! fuck this app and fuck Elon

https://t.co/Nqza8yIEKs

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

@kolbepayne Booted up Read Dead Redemption 2 and started the story on PC 🙃 Next thing I knew it was 5am

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

Every dream I've had where I'm driving, The breaks never work.

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

BBQ Flavor Peanuts are delicious, But BBQ Flavored Peanut Butter just sounds awful

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

Went fishing today with my dad as a late father's day thing. I forgot how fucking peaceful fishing is

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

@AaronTorresRang @pcgamer It's worth it, It's so fucking good. I've had an incredible time playing it lately

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

If you have a hard time understanding where the shortage of empathy for the sub crew comes from. here is a pretty good explainer.

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

They do a cage match, Loser gets the guillotine, Winner, also guillotine

[Alex Heath @alexeheath]

I’ve confirmed that Mark Zuckerberg is serious about fighting @elonmusk and is now waiting on the details (if Musk decides to follow through)

“The story speaks for itself,” a Meta spokesperson says re: Zuck’s IG post saying “send me location”

https://t.co/4g1IkqOl47

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

Oh my god that was a good premiere #SecretInvasion

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

I for one welcome our new Orca overlords

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

I love John Oliver

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Dear Reddit, excellent work. Attn: r/pics — have at it...

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

My favorite part of photography is spamming my friends with my photos 😎

[Deep Rock Galactic @JoinDeepRock]

Season 4 goes live on Steam at the same time, with Xbox, Windows Store, and PlayStation to follow on the 22nd!
Remember that unused scrip will be fed to the trash compactor and that all unearned Season loot will move into the regular loot system in the game - say no to FOMO!

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

Seeing the massive surge in UFO and UAP interest and the rise in demand for full disclosure is fucking fascinating. We could very well be entering a time where we might know the truth soon enough. Even if it is slowly drip fed through intelligence officials coming forward

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

@redrum_panda

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

I really love #IThinkYouShouldLeave holy shit, This shit makes me weeze like no other #ITYSL

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

@kolbepayne it looks like he's gonna be separate from the Venom movies which is awesome

[A MoistTortoise @AMoistTortoise]

Me watching the #AlbertaElection results tonight