Happening

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

> imperial harem politics
> imported Slavic wives
> endless wars with Persia, complex relations with Arabs, protector of Jews
> ostentatious displays of wealth
> endless corruption
> extreme state brutality towards rebels

Is Trump the last Ottoman sultan?

[sam @sam_d_1995]

they really do cover Zohran the exact way that J. Jonah Jameson covers Spiderman

[Not Sure Gnosis 🦈🐆 @ViceLitty]

Crashout President

[Happening @ANDREWconTWEETS]

@wannacuppateaUK @LibDems @CountBinface You mad your boy got clowned by a guy with a bin on his head?

[brandon* @brndxix]

the people of florida are in hell LMFAOOOOOO

[Happening @ANDREWconTWEETS]

@wannacuppateaUK @LibDems @CountBinface I live in the US, I couldn’t give a shit who wins the UK GE

[Happening @ANDREWconTWEETS]

@wannacuppateaUK @LibDems @CountBinface Let me help you out……..it’s because he’s a trashcan…..thank you for your time, retard

[Empire Aesthetics @Empireaesth]

“State-provided brothels for migrant rapists”

[Matt ⚡️ @MattOfTheSouth]

Great prank by the BBC here by putting a big black circle in the middle of the article that follows as you scroll

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

it’s a shame Robert Pattinson is white because he’s the only person alive who could properly play eric adams in a biopic directed by a safdie

[Happening @ANDREWconTWEETS]

@MrAutomatic__ @davidslosttt Bro, learn history

[Orca @orcasaccount]

Wisconsin Governor on Kalshi right now is literally the it's so over we're so back meme.

[Happening @ANDREWconTWEETS]

Some are saying the most out of touch tweet of all time

[Dan Crenshaw @DanCrenshawTX]

Just hearing about this dumb $20 burrito debate so just thought I’d make the losers on social media angry before going to bed.

Stop whining, get a job, eat Ramen like the rest of us did in college, on a budget with 4 roommates.

The market doesn’t care what you think something “should” cost. Only communists care (they set prices remember? Then everyone starves, remember?) Are you a communist? Or are you an American adult male capable of handling his own shit?

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Another banger I’m afraid