ANewMan

Internet minister and fixer of the tiny humans

[Zing Tsjeng @misszing]

Ok enough now we've peaked

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

Let’s say a prayer for our sister as she enters season six, interns.

[ANewMan @ANewMan2]

@litbrit @Patricia_Ann_E All of that was removed due to mold, which readily supports the point OP was making

[Jordan @itsjordanapps]

shaking crying and throwing up

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

some irish elementary school kids appear to have released the song of the summer

[Reductress @Reductress]

University President Working Hard to Ensure Columbia Will Never Be Known as a Safety School: https://t.co/tgZNZGHOJt

[Rafa Sales Ross @rafiews]

This Kirsten Dunst press tour has given us some all-timers

[William B. Fuckley @opinonhaver]

average chicagoan tweet: I live in a spacious apartment in a walkable hip neighborhood, surrounded with fun things to do and young people. my rent each month is a smile and a pat on the head. every winter I think fairly seriously about killing myself.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

hi I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass
[boards a commercial Boeing flight]

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

This @KaceyMusgraves quote is taking me out

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

17 years ago, Avril Lavigne released “Girlfriend.”

[Perfectly Orchestrated🎼 @ProdByPerfectly]

“Snap ya fingers…take a breath…go ahead release that stress”

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

✨Respectful Ways To Celebrate January 6th as a POC✨ (THREAD)

Some of us may be intimidated to know how to celebrate the holiday from another culture, so here are some ways to celebrate.

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

Ok perfect

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

I will avenge you