Brian Whitaker

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#2.20am

Titanic is gone, she makes her way to the ocean floor.

[Real-Time Titanic 🚢 #RealTimeTitanic @events_bl]

Titanic's band begins to play in the first class lounge.

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#11.40pm

Titanic hits the iceberg 💔🚢

[Brian Whitaker @APlsCert]

@thomasgdocs Whats with your dislike of Twilight Princess?

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@SingingMonsters This is my rendition of Furcorn

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@SingingMonsters this rendition of furcorn

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@NRO Does this mean no more eye catching headlines.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump’s Covid messaging:

JAN: It’s under control
FEB: It’s a hoax
M: Packed churches by Easter
APRIL: It’s going away
MAY: Time to open up
JUNE: Just embers
JULY: Time to open schools
AUG: Other countries are worse
SEPT: Vaccines coming soon!
OCT: *tweeting from the hospital*

[Brian Whitaker @APlsCert]

@UtopiumTinkerer Congratulations

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@AriFleischer @marcthiessen Just say “But what about” it’s faster and less dignified.

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@Dogs4Warriors @BreitbartNews I I n I.

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@JonahNRO Don’t forget mole people who don’t understand nonsequitors

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@RonRadosh Is it the black nails? It’s gotta be the black nails. I bet it’s the black nails!

[Brian Whitaker @APlsCert]

@charliekirk11 So you’re saying being president democratizes people.

[Brian Whitaker @APlsCert]

@realDonaldTrump @WhiteHouse No shit!! What are ya doing there?! What’s the president think about you being there?

[Brian Whitaker @APlsCert]

It’s late at nite. You’re hungry and everything seems closed. And all you want is breakfast. Where do you go? @WaffleHouse A CITY AWAY CAUSE @IHOP APPEARENTLY FORGOT EGGS COME WITH BREAKFAST. #JustWantASampler

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ICYMI Photographer admits to editing inauguration photo https://t.co/wj7nwCNujS

[Brian Whitaker @APlsCert]

He’s saying “DAMN IM BEAUTIFUL” “LOOK AT ME BITCH! LOOK AT ME!!!!” https://t.co/Kyz0cNHiej

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I posted a new video to Facebook https://t.co/6P5pJwmATs

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I posted a new video to Facebook https://t.co/b7O4ii1aMB