American Psycho Musical Bot

Tweeting out quotes from American Psycho the Musical every 30 minutes!!! (created by @NOTANEXlT)

[American Psycho Musical Bot @APmusicalbot]

Welcome to the American Psycho Musical bot!!! Please be aware that while i’ve tried to not include any quotes that could be triggering, this show has some very dark themes. If any of the quotes could be triggering, please just let me know and I’ll remove them!!!

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Oh that is such bullshit!

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Fuck you! Asshole...

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I realize, in that moment, that Paul Owen has mistaken me for Marcus Halberstam

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Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh

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Feels like I'm killing, killing time

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Yeah, yeah, I'll see you in Hell motherfucker!

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Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me? Oh!

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I’m with prada, I’m with gucci

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All the fears I have, seem to fade away

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Oh, Patrick, what would you have us do, rent a Volvo?

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Jean! Jean, Jean, Jean, Jean, Jean, Jean, Jean, Jean, Jean

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There's only one problem, I'm losing my mind

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At the end of an island, in summertime

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I will try on, these Maud Frizon

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The look of fear in your eyes when I attack

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Does he need someone, to hold when it gets rough?

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Well everything’s glowing, all is sublime

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If we get married, we’d have such a wedding

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There is no future here, there is no history

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Jesus Christ, Bateman, not again