Aegon Orwell

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[Aegon Orwell @AQE23]

Yooo who makes these 😂😂

[BREEZY SUPREME @BreezyxSupreme]

Tbh idk how to promote my band with these wild ass algorithms on here so if you black and fuck with rock just repost a nigga plz

[m @Fashi0nLuvr]

Bruh lmao I couldn’t prove it but I knew he was a crackhead. It’s just the way he cuss and act overall lmaoooo

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Could be us.

[fertile crescent roll @Bombusername]

Some of yall talk about how the “old heads” need to retire so the new kids can shine, but they not sliding on the beat like this. Step your game up.

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

like bro

[The Jobfather ® 🇯🇲🇨🇦🇬🇧 @TheJobfather__]

Everyone on Linkedin should be watching House of Dragons.

They keep dropping Career Gems.

In the last episode Rhaenyra blessed us with the best auto email reply, that I will be using going forward

"I am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies. Let me find my footing and I will attend to your request."

Whoever wrote that line…I know your pen was on fire.

[skooks @skooookum]

My grandma hit me with an all-timer on the phone today

“You’re shopping for solutions at the problem store”

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Marco Rubio confirmed he’s also spoken with Senator Mitch McConnell this morning. 😆

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[Kish 🇭🇹 @kishswim]

Nahhh this is jokes I can’t be mad

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

we getting our butt spit in

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Ambidextrous

[Blissful✨ @ghostinheel]

I accidentally ended an important client call with “love you” yesterday😫I heard him laugh as I hung up and immediately wished the ground would swallow me. Today he emailed me this😭😭👇🏻

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

LMFAOOO WHOLE TIME

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Bro never forgets his best friend.

[Aegon Orwell @AQE23]

Let’s bring old English back!!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Newish parents: Teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilariousness.

[Al Smizzle @AlZeidenfeld]

This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time.