Adolphus Q Go-Getter

Blaseball Fan, trying to rebuild the 'Lucky Stars! Astrology Laboratory and Cookie Factory™' in void-stricken Philadelphia. No opinions are my own. (Fan RP)

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#blaseball is nearly back, and I finally worked out how to work one of these confounded cameras

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@CatboyDestiny Same. I'm sorry.

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@philly_pies *looks up from my calculations on a sheet of graph paper, inside a makeshift shack*

No! It hasn't started yet!

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Oh where have you gone Gerald? I miss you rummaging around in my pants. When will you return to me?

#blaseball #siesta #gerald

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@tacoblaseball OOC: I'd love to be more wrapped into the lore of the game, but I dunno how that would happen given I'm a rping as a fan and it seems a lot of blaseball RP twitter has died anyway.

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@philly_pies Through sheer willpower?

I'd take my hat off to you if I still had mine. (It's in the void, along with my pet ferret, who I miss very much)

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@ComfortSept Tonic can mean a) a potion or mixture that is supposed to make you feel better, b) a good thing that makes you feel better, c) short for tonic water, a weird tasting fizzy beverage that helps fight malaria, that people mix with gin.

Your manager meant c), whereas I meant b).

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The forbidden book is back.

I have no strong opinions one way or the other. #blaseball

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@magic_blaseball Have you heard of the amazing new medium of audiobooks?

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@tacoblaseball @blaseball What has the monitor ever done to deserve your ire? I have found its dealings to be equitable and conscientious.

True, it never had time for the pursuit of 'Astrological Science™' but neither did any of the figureheads of this noble splort.

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@CatboyDestiny If only I had my equipment! Dangit. At least then I could try and send you a cookie

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@CatboyDestiny I see you escaped the void. Good.

Do you think you could get me an audience with the financial people at the Garages? The 'Lucky Stars! Astrological Laboratory and Cookie Factory' hasn't returned from the black hole and I need a loan... #blaseball

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Oh please, black hole. Give me my Astrological Laboratory back so that I may continue pushing the boundaries of Astrological Science™!

Plus, there's a dearth of cookies in this new world and I want to resolve that. (My laboratory is also a cookie factory).

#blaseball

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@BlaseballNews Or perhaps, as They Might Be Giants sung once, Everything Right is Wrong Again.

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@AnalystAce Unless Lootcrates has gotten Alternated...

Although, I think Lootcrates is still in the Black Hole. And I'm not going back in there.

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@BlaseballPro At least the Ticker returned. Or, it *appears* to be the Ticker. Hmm...

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@philly_pies I guess this Alternated Commissioner won't be contributing to the 'Lucky Stars! Astrological Laboratory and Cookie Factory' rebuilding fund...

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@TacosLegalTeam I wouldn't say no! Got any salsa?

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@philly_pies Hey Pies, do you have any space in your stadium for me to sleep in?

My mansion and the 'Lucky Stars! Astrological Laboratory and Cookie Factory™' was eaten by the black hole and won't give me them back! #blaseball

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@BFFBlaseball I can't do any astrological science™ either, since my astrological laboratory had been eaten by the black hole, along with all my monetary assets.

I have a condensator and bunsen boiler now. But given that it relies on the stars, I need a telescope. #blaseball