✦ Funnyflux
Funnyflux is a label for someone whose gender varies depending on what's the most comedically appealing option. They may switch how they view, present, describe, or refer to themselves depending on what they believe makes the best punchline.
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ᅠᅠSomeone's excited .ᐟ hehe.. nice t’see
ᅠya, little buddy.
ᅠᅠI'm doin just swell .ᐟ chattin’ up
ᅠd’whole neighborhood.ᐟ
ᅠᅠan how've you been? Ain't gettin’
ᅠinto too much trouble, are ya ?
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{His eyes are bright and wide; he’s trying to smile but his smile is already spread too far across his face. Somebody’s happy to see his best friend!}
ㅤㅤ(☀️) ╰┈─➤ ❝Oh, Barnaby! How are you, my friend?❞
{ He’s fidgeting with his hands, clearly excited. }
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Oh, did he.
Ill give you exactly three guesses to guess who it is.
You're not going to get it, not in a million light-years.
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yes I know its distance not time but let me be funny for once.
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Are you sure ?
With so many neighbors about, I thought at least one would have caught your fancy.
Heck, if HOWDY of all neighbors could find someone, im sure you could.
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ᅠᅠI'm sure she is.ᐟ you got taste, I'll
ᅠtell ya d’at.
ᅠᅠ( * he lightly pats her head,
ᅠchuckling. )
ᅠᅠd’is pup ain't need some lovey - dovey
ᅠromance t’keep his spirits high.ᐟ
ᅠᅠ’sides, ain't no one caught my eye.
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Yeah yeah, make fun of my wife all you want, but shes beautiful, hot, and funny. So.
( grinning up at him )
Sides, I dont see you with a special somebody. You should get on that — ehehe —
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oh, shush. Im not 'hopeless.'
Im actually quite the Bachelorette.
( she said with a chuckle, doing a dorky little dramatic pose. )
You're gonna get a kick out of this one.
Her name ... is Ettie.
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ᅠᅠ(* he blinks, once, twice, before
ᅠ wiggling his eyebrows while
ᅠspeaking, stupid grin on his face.
ᅠᅠhe nudges Sally teasingly.)
ᅠᅠAye, d’ere ya go.ᐟ if d’hopeless
ᅠromantic can get a girl, d’en an ol
ᅠdog like me got some hope.ᐟ
ᅠᅠspill d’ info,will ya?
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